Geek: Today, I realized how sad my life is when for my 18th birthday,...

By BMTH2296 - 21/03/2014 23:42 - United States

Today, I realized how sad my life is when for my 18th birthday, I went to a strip club, by myself, in GTA V. FML

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Same thing different taste

By assante2010 - 24/07/2011 00:09 - United States

Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML

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By bdayloser - 07/11/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, I celebrated my 18th birthday. Alone. My only birthday wish came from the police officer who gave me a ticket. FML

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Pace yourself

By Anonymous - 20/02/2021 11:01

Today, for my 18th birthday, I went out to a club with my mate and I drank so much I ended up breaking my nose. I was there for an hour. FML

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Night on the tiles

By obese_chicken - 06/11/2009 06:59 - Australia

Today, I went out to celebrate my birthday with a big group of friends. After waiting in line to get into a club, the bouncer looked me up and down and said, "No fat chicks." My friends went into the club without me and left me to take a $100 taxi home alone. FML

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Quite the gamble

By Anonymous - 25/03/2011 19:25 - United States

Today, to celebrate my older sister's 21st birthday, my parents forced me to take the night off work so we could all go to the casino. Not only is this coming out of my vacation, I wasn't old enough to enter the casino, so I had to sit in the car. FML

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By azmom - 27/03/2012 17:51 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML

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Sweet Sixteen

By Anonymous - 17/09/2021 13:59 - Netherlands

Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 17:10 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML

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By Aeare_ - 17/09/2016 04:15 - United States - Dixon

Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML

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Sobering

By Imnotfromhere - 13/06/2021 16:01

Today, I went to a bar to celebrate my 26th birthday. I got ripped off by the bartender all night because she secretly gave me non-alcoholic versions of my drinks. Apparently I look like I'm 16, so she thought my ID was fake. Happy birthday to me. FML

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Rallred32 20

Saturday 22 March 2014 5:03

Well...happy birthday!

jmfreee 16

Saturday 22 March 2014 5:04

At least you saw strippers somewhere. Happy Birthday!

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aidanrulz11 10

Saturday 22 March 2014 19:23

U still went to a strip club op

xoxoEvelyn 7

Saturday 22 March 2014 19:24

Lol!! this just made my day. Happy b-day :)

Bunny_nutz_fml 11

Saturday 22 March 2014 20:47

did Yu get laid?

Liva_cc 5

Saturday 22 March 2014 20:54

But I see you like BMTH, so at least your music taste is brilliant. Don't worry, OP, I'm sure you're a great person!

creamyalfredo 2

Saturday 22 March 2014 21:06

Birthdays are over rated work hard make yourself happy then it will all work out good things do happen to good people

Stoner3110 9

Saturday 22 March 2014 22:25

At leaste you have the balls to go somewhere by yourself!!!

hazardmuffin 21

Saturday 22 March 2014 22:38

Happy birthday, dude! Birthdays are overrated anyway. Hope you at least had fun!

dkbooboo 3

Sunday 23 March 2014 2:07

get off yrr ass nd go to a real one!

yoha_ordonez 8

Sunday 23 March 2014 2:45

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! We have the same taste in music!:) assuming bmth is bring me the horizonm/

liquidpwnage 15

Sunday 23 March 2014 3:24

Happy birthday. I don't even get to do that for my 19th tomorrow.

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Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he thinks it's hilarious to pull my tank top down and scream ''BOOBS!'' in public. FML

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Today, I spent thirty minutes in the shower trying to remove "Pierre", a face complete with moustache that my girlfriend drew in sharpie on the tip of my cock. FML

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Today, while texting my boyfriend, I noticed that he copies and pastes old messages so he doesn't have to write new ones. FML

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Today, I had a teaching job interview. After giving my demo lesson, I was told by the director that I had given it on the wrong topic. Turns out, I never got the e-mail with the instructions for the interview. Now I'm definitely not getting the job. FML

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