Geek: Today, I realized how sad my life is when for my 18th birthday,...

By BMTH2296 - 21/03/2014 23:42 - United States

Today, I realized how sad my life is when for my 18th birthday, I went to a strip club, by myself, in GTA V. FML

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You deserved it 8 435

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By assante2010 - 24/07/2011 00:09 - United States

Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML

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By bdayloser - 07/11/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, I celebrated my 18th birthday. Alone. My only birthday wish came from the police officer who gave me a ticket. FML

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Pace yourself

By Anonymous - 20/02/2021 11:01

Today, for my 18th birthday, I went out to a club with my mate and I drank so much I ended up breaking my nose. I was there for an hour. FML

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Night on the tiles

By obese_chicken - 06/11/2009 06:59 - Australia

Today, I went out to celebrate my birthday with a big group of friends. After waiting in line to get into a club, the bouncer looked me up and down and said, "No fat chicks." My friends went into the club without me and left me to take a $100 taxi home alone. FML

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Quite the gamble

By Anonymous - 25/03/2011 19:25 - United States

Today, to celebrate my older sister's 21st birthday, my parents forced me to take the night off work so we could all go to the casino. Not only is this coming out of my vacation, I wasn't old enough to enter the casino, so I had to sit in the car. FML

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By azmom - 27/03/2012 17:51 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML

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Sweet Sixteen

By Anonymous - 17/09/2021 13:59 - Netherlands

Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 17:10 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML

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By Aeare_ - 17/09/2016 04:15 - United States - Dixon

Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML

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Sobering

By Imnotfromhere - 13/06/2021 16:01

Today, I went to a bar to celebrate my 26th birthday. I got ripped off by the bartender all night because she secretly gave me non-alcoholic versions of my drinks. Apparently I look like I'm 16, so she thought my ID was fake. Happy birthday to me. FML

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Rallred32 20

Saturday 22 March 2014 5:03

Well...happy birthday!

jmfreee 16

Saturday 22 March 2014 5:04

At least you saw strippers somewhere. Happy Birthday!

Comments

weveallbeenthere 30

Saturday 22 March 2014 12:41

happy birthday. don't waste your money going to a real one. you will not bring the stripper home .

liuliuliu 10

Saturday 22 March 2014 12:48

I love GTA,too

prljm10 10

Saturday 22 March 2014 12:48

Get off GTA and go get some real friends. YDI. In other words, get off GTA and find a real friend to get you off!

pedinhuh 23

Monday 24 March 2014 15:46

Playing GTA doesn't stop anyone from getting new friends.

PunkCupcake 12

Saturday 22 March 2014 14:58

Happy Birthday OP! Don't worry about playing GTA for your birthday, thats what I did for my 18th because that's what made me happy :)

Rozay333 36

Saturday 22 March 2014 15:09

Your birthday is exactly a month after mine

laden_swallow09 34

Saturday 22 March 2014 15:38

Instead of sitting around your room all day when you're so young, you could go – I dunno, maybe BOWLING? Huh? Huh?? No? Okay…

dildonteven 4

Saturday 22 March 2014 15:43

Happy Birthday anyways!!! :)

orca11 11

Saturday 22 March 2014 17:22

Well, happy birthday. I love that game, and your username. ^.~

AgaveRat 5

Saturday 22 March 2014 17:29

at least video game strippers won't suck all those singles from your wallet...

jakerrrbaker 8

Saturday 22 March 2014 18:17

I don't see why your complaining happy birthday!

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