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By citylife - 20/04/2013 20:22 - United States

Today, I realized how tiny my apartment is, when I was able to vacuum from bedroom to bathroom through the living room without switching the power outlet from the one in the kitchen. I pay a fortune to live in this shoebox. FML

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By ouch - 12/12/2009 20:36 - United States

Today, I finally finished vacuuming my downstairs. Instead of finding the wall outlet and unplugging the vacuum, I triumphantly tugged the cord from across the room to release the plug from the wall. It flew at me at top speed and hit me in the face. FML

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Housecleaning

By QuestionMyLife - 01/10/2009 00:56 - United States

Today, I walked into my bedroom and realized I really needed to clean it. As I started to pick everything up off of the floor, I tripped over a shoe, slipped on a water bottle, pulled down my shoe rack, and landed in my armoire. My room is now dirtier than it was when I started. FML

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By Powerfool - 07/04/2009 10:07 - United States

Today, I saw the blueprints for my family's new house. My room is half the size of the room next to it. The room next to it is my step mom's walk-in closet. FML

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Give me strength

By Michael - 05/02/2021 21:30 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, I wanted to clean my house. Of course the vacuum cleaner got stuck behind furniture multiple times. After the fifth time or so, I gave it a good pull. Now my vacuum cleaner is broken and the socket is off the wall. FML

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Roommates from hell

By ugh - 30/09/2011 19:45 - United States

Today, after a month of living in a pigsty of an apartment with my roommates, I spent the day cleaning the place out. When everyone returned home, instead of thanking me, all they could do was point out the spots I'd missed. FML

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Proper job

By So so close to clean - 08/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Warren

Today, with words of encouragement from my mom, I vacuumed my room. After finishing and admiring my job well done, I went to put the vacuum away. It caught on the plug for my electric razor which was dangling below the dresser and yanked that and everything else that was on top of it off. FML

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Reach

By shortarse - 13/06/2017 02:00 - Australia - Saint Lucia

Today, I finally moved into my own flat - no family, nor messy flatmates. Should be great, except for the fact that I'm so short, I have to climb onto the counter in the kitchen any time I want to reach my shelves. Like a child. I'm going to break my fucking neck. FML

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Stinky

By Anonymous - 13/12/2020 17:01 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I realized that my flatmate showers so little that the furniture she uses smells like BO. FML

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Friends theme music plays

By Anonymous - 24/06/2020 05:01

Today, I realized that having the apartment bathroom next to my bedroom space isn't so great and convenient when it's occupied by my evil roommate, Fartzilla. I hear every constipated grunt, despite having music turned up. Worse, it's like living next to a poop-pourri factory. Nose bleach, anyone? FML

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By homeless - 26/03/2014 23:45 - United Kingdom - Winchester

Today, I found out that, after having moved over 500 miles to begin a post-graduate degree, I'm being kicked out of the house I'm renting. We haven't yet signed agreements. Apparently I "keep the kitchen too clean". FML

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Pleonasm 35

Sunday 21 April 2013 3:13

You're paying for the luxury of not having to switch power outlets. You know how bothersome that is? And how costly it is to provide?

NewYorkMexPR 14

Sunday 21 April 2013 3:11

At least you have a place to live in

Comments

delaneyluke 5

Sunday 21 April 2013 3:17

That's more than you need if you're staying on your own .. a place to call home.

groovycrazyjoe 18

Sunday 21 April 2013 3:17

just move out already

alwayswinning123 7

Sunday 21 April 2013 3:19

Well then you should move out, YDI

arsenicalhumor 30

Sunday 21 April 2013 3:37

How is that a YDI? For all we know- Op cannot move because of how much said place costs, maybe there aren't any availed places near OP making said place most convenient to work/school, or maybe they have been looking and this happend while waiting to move.

arsenicalhumor 30

Sunday 21 April 2013 3:38

availed should be *availible

Zomg_Okay 26

Sunday 21 April 2013 3:41

Availible should be available*

Ameel_fml 19

Sunday 21 April 2013 10:00

Do you know how difficult it can be to find suitable apartments/houses in the city, let alone have your application accepted by an agent/landlord?

ironichalibut 24

Sunday 21 April 2013 3:23

Like bushes around trees.. Your tree looks much more, adequate, when the shrubbery is trimmed.

chanellgymnast 17

Sunday 21 April 2013 3:27

At least your electricity bill won't be too high!

NoDontKillMe 19

Sunday 21 April 2013 5:41

Not necessarily OP could leave all of their electronics turned on 24/7

HortonThelephant 15

Sunday 21 April 2013 3:30

Move out ASAP!! I saw a guy in an alley the other day, and he was living large in a luxury refrigerator box.

jem970 19

Sunday 21 April 2013 3:33

I hope you are paying for location....

Kkkdawg 27

Sunday 21 April 2013 3:35

Hey, be glad you don't have like a 3 story house and 4 kids to clean up after!

Terrorhobo 6

Sunday 21 April 2013 3:36

Three main rules that determine the price of your housing.... Location, Location,Location

Pstraka6 20

Sunday 21 April 2013 3:37

Hey, a small place is not always bad! You could have a large place, have it be meager with amenities, and clean much more often. This way, your place is nicer, well kept, and easy to clean. Remember the grass always looks greener on the other side!