By FuckYouMotherNature - 07/08/2013 06:51 - United States - Merced

Today, I realized I'm getting my period pretty soon. How? I started crying and throwing plates because I thought we were out of sweet bread. FML
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Jemm_fml 29

Hey, sweet bread is the shit... so I totally understand.

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Wizardo 33

Maybe you're just really passionate about sweet bread and you hate plates...

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catsaregreatmeow 10

Periods aren't an excuse to go crazy on everything... Sure, your hormones are wild, you just need to control them.

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ultra_notorious 26

never trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die.

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damnit1989 16

Wait til you see a woman give birth. They bleed for a couple months straight and don't die..... *evil laughter*.

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Smoxxii 17

I can imagine how things went... Was it something like this?: "Man, I could really go for some sweet bread right now..." *Opens pantry* "Grr... I can't seem to find it.... Where the hell is it?!!" *Looks again* "GRR I CAN'T BELIVE IT!!! WE'RE ALL OUT?! FUUCK!!!" *Grabs plates and throws them* "I WANT SWEET BREAD, DAMMIT! *Cries* ... "Oh, there it is... Oops..." FIN

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uncommentor 11

OP never actually said, "But hey, my behavior is OK and totally excusable, because I'm about to start my period!" so calm down kiddos.

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balletteacher 11

If she hadn't meant to use her PMS as an excuse than why did she bother to add that detail to the FML? The way she wrote it implies that she considers PMS as a valid excuse.

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jenn1808 16

Grow the **** up and control yourself. You can't just blame your period for being a bitch, the rest of us manage just fine.

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enty6003 18

"Grow the **** up and control yourself. You can't just blame your period for being a bitch, the rest of us manage just fine." This!!!!

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baref00tmama 15

Agreed. If this was a guy, nobody would think that hormones were an acceptable excuse for things being broken. Expecting a free pass because you're a (possibly) PMS-ing girl is ridiculous.

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DividableByZero 11

I did that just yesterday....aaaaand I'm a guy

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jennylee1908 7

or you're a little crazy.....a little crazy is okay when it comes to sweet bread

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Heaven121313 9

Maybe you're just fat...

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bubble_burst 16

I hope you still have a job by the end of your. Additionally I also fear for the safety and well-being of your co-workers. I imagine falling down and cutting my wrist on one of the broken plates would probably take your mind off your problems. Glad I could help. Why is it that people expect others to be kind, compassionate and understanding when they are having a bad time and think everyone else is a jackass when the others are having a bad day?

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Calumae 8

I hate it when women blame their behaviour on PMS and their periods. Yeah, you might have cramps, pain and hormonal behaviour... but that doesn't mean you should stuff and act like a crazy person. You give us all a bad name.

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