Health: Today, I realized I'm getting my period pretty soon. How? I started... - FML

By FuckYouMotherNature - 07/08/2013 06:51 - United States - Merced

Today, I realized I'm getting my period pretty soon. How? I started crying and throwing plates because I thought we were out of sweet bread. FML

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Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2023 22:00

Today, I woke up to realize I got my period a week early. The day of the after-wedding brunch. In a sort of remote area. Without pads or tampons. I need to be at the breakfast in a half-hour. FML

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Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML

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By hellnooo - 15/08/2009 23:06 - United States

Today, I found out that I puke and then pass out at the sight of blood. I am a 16 year old girl expecting hundreds of periods to come. FML

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By How? - 09/10/2022 22:30

Today, I'm on the last few days of my period. After nothing came out the whole day, a dollop of blood suddenly poured out, somehow managed to entirely circumvent the giant pad I was wearing, and went straight into my underwear, pants, and the chair I was sitting on. FML

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By LamingtonSalad - 02/08/2022 18:00

Today, after I went in for surgery, I came out of extremely anemic from blood loss. As soon as I got home, I started my period. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2009 01:26 - United States

Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2012 21:42 - United States

Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2011 13:31 - United States

Today, at a family reunion, my dad announced to everyone that I'd finally started my menstrual cycle. My grandmother started sobbing hysterically. FML

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By life101 - 19/10/2020 13:56

Today, I realized how emotional I get around my time of month when I cried because a cheese commercial was so "touching." FML

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Jemm_fml 29

Wednesday 7 August 2013 16:15

Hey, sweet bread is the shit... so I totally understand.

Wizardo 33

Wednesday 7 August 2013 16:15

Maybe you're just really passionate about sweet bread and you hate plates...

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TexasBitch 13

Wednesday 7 August 2013 19:49

That's not your period. You're just crazy.

sehrgutmann 19

Wednesday 7 August 2013 20:11

wait sweet bread as in brains?

Thatguy334 7

Thursday 8 August 2013 3:56

Sweet breads are thymus gland and the pancreas, not brains.

Ashley868 10

Wednesday 7 August 2013 20:22

I get mood swings around my period but I can't say I have ever gone psycho. I think there is more to this than PMS. The most that happens to me is I lose my sense of humour or I cry easily. Get help.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Wednesday 7 August 2013 23:33

-_-

Thatguy334 7

Wednesday 7 August 2013 20:23

Totally normal if you ask me. I would lose my mind if I found out I was out of thymus gland. And who the heck wants plates around anyway?

Opheliae 22

Wednesday 7 August 2013 20:39

How mad would OP be if she found the sweet bread but then was all out of plates?

Omniprism 14

Wednesday 7 August 2013 20:46

There's medication for that. Seriously.

laden_swallow09 34

Wednesday 7 August 2013 20:53

No, you're just an unstable bitch.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Wednesday 7 August 2013 23:35

You really think you know a woman's body huh jackass? Keep your comments to yourself asshole.

LissaMccracken 23

Wednesday 7 August 2013 20:57

Okay... I have never heard of anyone acting like that because of their period. Never. That's just psycho to be honest...

ColtonStecher 12

Wednesday 7 August 2013 21:16

Where the **** is #1?

Nirah_fml 18

Thursday 8 August 2013 14:22

Maybe the OP went after that next

incoherentrmblr 21

Wednesday 7 August 2013 21:40

...and if you found out you had sweet bread, now you're out of plates...

incoherentrmblr 21

Wednesday 7 August 2013 21:43

Whatever happened to just throwing lamps?...

superman3212 8

Wednesday 7 August 2013 21:42

your reaction to sweet rice must suck

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