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oh crap noticed... Alt+Tab
I work in IT but am not as dumb as to type on a non existing keyboard when i look at a piece of paper. Hence, YDI.
i feel ya so no worries. geeks will rule the world one day xD
okay wow...PATHETIC i mean your saying you use the computer to much yet you go on the computer to say a fml. and i thought i went on to much but now i see compared to you guys i dont. and this shows you are all fat people who cant get a girfriend/boyfriend so they go on the computer pretending they are some they arnt while downing a pail of icecream
Wait, everyone who uses the computer a lot is fat and fake? Please explain to me how that makes sense.
Dude...you spent the time on the COMPUTER to read everyones comments, and type this so really dont be all like that. I don't use the computer that much but still have done this. And just shut up about the stupid crap of 'fat people downing ice cream' and 'can't get a girlfriend/boyfriend'. That just sounds like something a freaking idiot with nothing better to do would say.
Today, I was ranting on FML about lonely and fat people who spend too much time on the computer and have no life until I realized I had described myself with horrible English skills. FML
When i'm watching Starcraft games on Youtube and it gets really intense, I often move the mouse a few times in the direction I want to see more of the battle in instinctively before I realize i'm watching, not playing. I've also gone to ctrl+c, ctrl+v on standard paper applications recently. I blame the fact that there's only six hours a day i'm not in front of a computer, and i'm sleeping those times. Seven hours approximately, if you count potty breaks and actually preparing food, being that I eat at my computer, too.
Don't feel bad... I do that all the time. I sit there looking at a sign, directory, phone book, text book, whatever, and for some reason I try and hit CTRL+F and my fingers actually go through the motions and it takes me a few taps to realize "Wait.... this isn't going to work."
That's legit Buzrael. Any true geek knows that grep is far superior.
Keywords
When I (for some odd reason) decide to draw on paper instead of my tablet, I always end up moving my left hand down looking for the ctrl+z on my keyboard...only to realize I'm not at a computer
Sometimes, when I'm writing an essay in class, I EXPECT little red squiggly lines to show up under words. Usually this is when I don't get enough sleep, but I can feel your pain. >.-