By Random dog owner - 28/01/2017 22:00

Today, I realized I've been hit in the balls more in the past two years than the rest of my life. Why? My dog is always happy to see me and his tail is just the right height. FML
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aRandomAccount 5

Either you are short, or you have a big dog. What kind of dog do you have, OP?

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InfiniteSunshine 32

My uncle's dog caused the same sort of problems. He was like a Pitbull mix, so he had a long thin tail. When he was happy and wagged it, which was the majority of the time, it was like a whip and it would hurt even if it hit just your leg. There were a few times he hit the more intimate areas too as he was just the right height. Eventually, everyone learned to stand away from the back of him when he was wagging it lol.

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DisgruntledQuiet 9

You're good to your dog, he's happy to see you. Well earned tail to the balls. You deserve it.

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Kicks23142 5

Sam with my dog I haven't gone a wee without getting hit in balls by him for almost 3 years

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