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By Anonymous - 27/03/2011 18:41 - United States

Today, I realized I've been sinking into a deep depression, ignoring all my friends, and don't know what to do with my life anymore. This is all because I gave up Facebook for lent. FML

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By Kaya Marley Ramsey - 05/10/2021 06:00

Today, Facebook stopped working and I realized how emotionally dependent I am on social media. FML

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You deserved it 1 072

By Happyforeverx - 25/10/2009 15:30 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I kept restarting my internet, wondering why I wasn't receiving any messages from my friends. Then I realized they were all ignoring me. FML

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You deserved it 8 759

Nice try

By No.Life. - 14/07/2010 04:09 - United States

Today, I decided not to go on Facebook so people would actually think that I have a life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 540

You deserved it 32 580

Get a life

By Anonymous - 23/02/2011 08:17 - United States

Today, I spent an hour deleting 70 of my status posts from the past week so I don't look so addicted to Facebook. Damn, I need a life. FML

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You deserved it 42 348

Lonely, so lonely

By Anonymous - 05/06/2021 11:59 - China - Shanghai

Today, I realised that my social anxiety, fear of people's judgment, social isolation, you name it, have got so bad that I literally have no interests. It got to such a point that I even have nothing to search up in the internet, so I just stare at an empty browser page wondering what should I do with my life. FML

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You deserved it 204

By pottie69 - 07/09/2011 05:23 - United States

Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I'm now afraid to add people on Facebook. FML

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You deserved it 7 180

By Baileyy - 01/03/2011 23:18 - United States

Today, while pensively thinking up my next awesome Facebook status over dinner, I finally came to the conclusion that I need to get a life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 181

You deserved it 41 253

Message in a bottle

By Anonymous - 11/09/2023 02:30

Today, after growing tired of my friends group leaving me behind every time and having secrets between them, I started to ignore them and stopped following them, without saying anything. They haven't spoken to me since, and it's been 7 months. I'm alone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 634

You deserved it 150

Take a break

By Jekyll - 06/08/2019 08:00 - United States - Norwell

Today, I decided that after three days, I had to cut short my hiatus from social media. I saw a correlation between that and my anxiety going through the roof, causing my work performance to suffer. I’m so addicted to social media that in my off time, I think I was having withdrawal symptoms. FML

I agree, your life sucks 835

You deserved it 1 324

Alone

By Anonymous - 07/11/2019 05:45

Today, I was feeling really down and decided to text a friend to vent to someone about it. Then I realized, I don’t have any friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 071

You deserved it 311

kamikrazy 6

Sunday 27 March 2011 23:47

This is what social networks can do to you.

Navith 13

Sunday 27 March 2011 23:48

Can anyone say LOSER?

Comments

willjackson 0

Monday 28 March 2011 15:56

what a load of shit, giving something you really like up for a made up character in a fairytail? twat, you deserve this.

TheNewGuy03 28

Tuesday 29 March 2011 23:04

i'll have you know that, by any account, jesus *did* exist. whether or not he performed miracles, however, is a highly debatable issue. |the kid|

DaveOnDope 4

Wednesday 30 March 2011 14:13

I can prove it too! He mows my freaking lawn every 2 weeks! And when he leaves, the yard looks like some kind of a miracle has happend to it! Oh wow! I ought to tear down my home and build a shrine in his honor..... Prove to me that he existed. Along with his sadistic freaking father of his. (If true) You do realize that the identical details of his birth and life are only the details of prior stories going as far back as Gilgamesh and possibly before that I hope.

dcrider 0

Monday 28 March 2011 16:54

pussy.....

ignarus 0

Monday 28 March 2011 17:01

I'm gonna venture a guess that you didn't really have much idea what to do with your life in the first place. I don't mean it as an insult, just pointing out that Facebook is an effective and entertaining distraction that was probably a band aid for deeper existential issues.

omfgfmlife 0

Monday 28 March 2011 17:11

Screw god! Facebook has absolutely no negatives..

instantmusic 4

Monday 28 March 2011 17:13

Suck it up bitch, I gave up masturbation for lent, and my GF has this medical issue where we can't have intercourse(and shes refusing other means of pleasure just to watch me squirm.)