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By bras r expensive ppl - 27/01/2017 16:00

Today, I realized I was at a top quality ski resort when, while riding the lift, I counted three bras which appeared to have been thrown into the trees from the lift. My little brother counted eight. FML

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By Confused - 27/02/2012 04:58 - United States

Today, while skiing, the creepy guy controlling the chair lift said I was pretty. I was so caught off guard that I fell off. FML

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The Laws of Attraction

By mhogan - 10/03/2020 21:00 - Canada

Today, I was skiing and crashed into a tree. It was the only tree on the slope. FML

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By hoser - 21/02/2010 10:01 - Canada

Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML

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By RIP - 21/01/2017 12:00

Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. Aside from falling every 2 minutes, I was apparently showing the entire mountain (including my dad) my thong every time I fell and got back up. My boyfriend saw everything and didn't let me know until we finished the 20-minute run we were on. FML

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Slippin' and a slidin'

By sandra22 - 22/01/2011 08:49 - France

Today, while skiing, I really needed to pee. The instructor pointed me towards some bushes. I slid over to them, and pulled my panties down. My skis then started sliding back down the slope. I ended up gliding through the bushes, all the way down to the rest of the group. FML

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By bitchyskier - 26/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, while waiting in line for the ski lift, the lady behind me kept stepping on my skis. Annoyed, I turned around and shouted at her "Get the f*ck off my skis!" Just as the last word escaped my mouth, I noticed that my skis were crossed and it was actually me stepping on them. FML

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Not quite ready for the Winter Olympics

By Floof - 15/02/2010 13:35 - United States

Today, I was skiing in Vermont for the third day straight. Since I was getting very little sleep, on the top of the chairlift I let out a huge yawn, pulling a muscle in my face. As I slid down the ramp, everyone saw me thrashing my head around and making funny, painful faces as I fell down. FML

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By gumpy - 25/02/2011 20:37 - United States

Today, I lost a glove while snowboarding. I got off my board to find it, when a bunch of kids took the opportunity to kick my snowboard down the hill, while yelling "Run, Forrest, run!" as I frantically chased after it. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2009 17:47 - Canada

Today, while going up a ski-lift I accidentally dropped my ticket. The ticket I needed at the top to come back down. I had to hike down the mountain in flip-flops. FML

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By anon - 20/11/2015 00:53 - New Zealand

Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML

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Friday 27 January 2017 16:13

I'm assuming it's the bra tree in sunshine village? Yeah, one of my bras are on that tree...

acmariner99 25

Friday 27 January 2017 16:23

"Top" quality?

Comments

sammicchi 1

Friday 27 January 2017 21:07

what the hell?? bras are expensive as hell!! what a waste!!!

Knittedbirch 8

Friday 27 January 2017 22:04

I know, right? That's over $100 worth of bras, easily. Honestly I'd be tempted to grab a few and see if they'd fit, I don't have that kind of money to waste.

itssnotfunny 24

Friday 27 January 2017 23:06

I don't know where all you guys are getting your bras, they never usually coat me more than 8 bucks?

VampObsessed 16

Saturday 28 January 2017 9:54

My bras cost me $50-$80 if I want them to fit right. $30 is if decide to just go to a department store for an okay fitting one. I bra shop maybe once every couple years because I don't have the money for it. I wish mine were $8!

itssnotfunny 24

Friday 27 January 2017 23:07

I don't know where all you guys are getting your bras, they never usually coat me more than 8 bucks?

Knittedbirch 8

Saturday 28 January 2017 19:31

Where are you getting your bras?? It also depends on the type of bra though, if you can get away with wearing those camisole-type ones they're (relatively) inexpensive but god help you if you need a sturdy underwire with plenty of support.