Today, I realized it's 2024 and nobody has used this site daily...

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2024 23:16 - United States

Today, I realized it's 2024 and nobody has used this site daily in I don't know how long. We're getting old, and all our kool shit is dated. FML

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toxicfox33 11

Friday 18 October 2024 8:35

I just redownloaded it after many years. glad to be back lol

Alan 54

Monday 14 October 2024 6:17

Nah, there's still people around. Welcome back!

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Alan 54

Monday 14 October 2024 6:17

Nah, there's still people around. Welcome back!

toxicfox33 11

Friday 18 October 2024 8:35

I just redownloaded it after many years. glad to be back lol

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