Intimacy: Today, I realized just how bad I am in bed when my girlfriend...

By pornhastaughtmenothing - 21/02/2013 08:46 - United States - Tacoma

Today, I realized just how bad I am in bed when my girlfriend literally yawned the words, "Oh God" while attempting to fake an orgasm. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2014 21:04 - United Kingdom - Wrexham

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, and I really started getting into it. I said, "Hang on tight, this is gonna get intense." She replied, "Doubt it" and yawned. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2010 01:34 - United States

Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML

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By katie - 25/05/2011 08:23

Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML

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By biggieT - 14/06/2012 02:21 - Sri Lanka - Colombo

Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML

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By dom - 08/09/2010 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML

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By justgreat - 24/03/2012 02:30 - United States - Opa Locka

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2013 08:45 - Canada - Richmond

Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML

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By ryan - 10/02/2010 15:08 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 19:44 - United Kingdom - Addlestone

Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML

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By ThePopeMan - 17/03/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML

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feldco1 17

Thursday 21 February 2013 15:51

Unless she has tried to tell you what to work on, it's really her fault. Communication is key with this stuff.

MeLikeBigBoom 8

Thursday 21 February 2013 15:57

Well your username explains it quite a bit...

Comments

Satoaoi 13

Friday 22 February 2013 1:02

practice makes perfect

mosquito19 14

Friday 22 February 2013 1:19

so it's like throwing a hotdog down the hall?

katykoolcat 13

Friday 22 February 2013 2:02

Oh god could be good, oh god, oh daddy, oh baby before ****** is really good. How about asking her what she likes to know more so you know your doing it right?

longtimesunshine 4

Friday 22 February 2013 2:23

confidence is key, tell her exactly what you want when you want it how you want it! shake things up!

MikeyScene420 17

Friday 22 February 2013 17:43

Maybe she was just really tired from the great sex! Think optimistically! (If nothing else maybe try different **** sites/categories if you've learned nothing)