By Anonymous - 20/09/2011 10:39 - Australia

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Today, I realized just how much my bad sex life has started affecting me, when after not being able to climax from masturbating, I instinctively faked an orgasm. FML
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RedPillSucks 31

ouch. Why do you feel the need to fake an ****** in any situation? There are lots of guys out there who will listen to what needs to be done to satisfy you. Good luck.

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twinkle_nipso_O 0

This made me giggle! Faking is never the answer, guys will think you are getting off when you're not and keep doing it wrong! Let them know how you like it! And faking for yourself? A little sad..

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theghost1309 11

Is it really bad sex when you don't even know how to get yourself off?

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KenzieDakota 0

Maybe you aren't doing it right. You should know(I'm assuming that you are a woman) Not all women can ****** from just stimulation to the g-spot. Some can and others can't. Try having your lover stimulate your c-spot as well, and this should be more affective. Hope I helped!

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Nuahavizu 17

If you can't even get yourself off, think about how hard it is for your partner, who doesn't know exactly what you are feeling. >.>

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StormsKnights 2

Wow!...If you had to fake an ****** with yourself!..theres no hope!..may as well forget you have a ****** and move on with your life

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mau5_17 0

What's up with so many women faking orgasms nowadays?? Just somes pointless to me... Sorry if i offend anyone

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saucybugger101 33

Yeah, you really shouldn't fake it, as it'll affect your communication with your future partner. If you keep faking it, he/she will not know how to make YOU happy

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