By Anonymous - 20/09/2011 10:39 - Australia

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Today, I realized just how much my bad sex life has started affecting me, when after not being able to climax from masturbating, I instinctively faked an orgasm. FML
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RedPillSucks 31

ouch. Why do you feel the need to fake an ****** in any situation? There are lots of guys out there who will listen to what needs to be done to satisfy you. Good luck.

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HomeAl0ne 20

It's not really bad until you start lying to your diary about how good it was.

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i_am_that_one 0

That's is why u don't ********** because now when u have sex with someone u love u can't have a ****** with them and give it ur all.:/

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i_am_that_one 0

When I read this over... It sounds gay but true haha xD

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ReynshineCutting 10

88 for some people that can be the case. The stimulate their body a certain way themselves that isn't really repeatable during intercourse so they won't get there with full blown intercourse.

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seanc722 2

Just some advice... If you cant even get yourself off it probably isnt completely the other persons fault...

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nubbahz 0

Theres always the ***** option... Or get a good ol' fashiond penis( or a strap on =P)

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j6balent 2

This is a little bit sad... or maybe a lot I'm not sure yet.

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darkwing119 5

We know what climax means you don't have to write and masturbated

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