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By MeanMother - 28/06/2012 20:29 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I realized just how much of a bitch I am when I grounded my son for not telling me what he got me for my birthday. FML

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By mydadforgetsme - 04/11/2015 17:26 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML

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By anonymous - 06/05/2013 18:08 - United States - Poway

Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 23:33 - Sweden - Ljungby

Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML

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The blame game

By Anonymous - 12/01/2016 14:44

Today, I'm mad at my dad for forgetting it's my birthday. He's mad at me for not reminding him. FML

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By jacky tu - 16/10/2010 03:06 - United States

Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday party. FML

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Ironic, isn't it?

By KC. - 25/04/2012 20:06 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML

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Cool your jets

By Can't be mad - 21/01/2023 12:00

Today, I was a little grumpy. I tried my best to not take it out on other people, but then I encountered that ONE person who doesn't realize that sometimes people are just in a bad mood, and they proceed to give you a hard time over nothing. That person was my mom. And then later my dad. Now I'm grounded. FML

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The gift that keeps on giving

By Katie - 29/08/2021 14:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend, since we weren't getting along. When I got home, I remembered that today is his birthday. Him and all our friends now think I'm a total bitch. FML

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By Ya_I_said_it - 26/07/2016 15:31

Today, I've been so stressed out that I forgot my own birthday. I only remembered when my mom talked to me to let me know she wasn't planning on doing anything for it. FML

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What a catch

By Anonymous - 30/09/2021 02:00 - Australia

Today, rather than get me a birthday present, my boyfriend just got angry that I got gifts from other people. Apparently, it "made him feel guilty." FML

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gabfoundnemo 5

Friday 29 June 2012 0:57

Admitting it is the first step. To rehab you go.

Vball6 19

Friday 29 June 2012 0:58

Bitch.

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mawiie_fml 8

Friday 29 June 2012 11:13

I'm going to tell you what you'll get now: nothing

canzonetta 16

Friday 29 June 2012 11:29

He is a son of a bitch!

marisadc79 0

Friday 29 June 2012 11:32

Wow well me and my family live mostly in Missouri and this sounds exactly like my sister. God I hope it's not her. That's some bad parenting there for sure. F**k your kids life not yours grow a brain.

Albarufus 13

Friday 29 June 2012 11:48

Well you realized it yourself, thats à good start.

myalleyway 9

Friday 29 June 2012 12:52

hello earl lemongrab

Vero2410 0

Friday 29 June 2012 13:17

Got that right

writergirl23 19

Friday 29 June 2012 13:30

Did you unground him

Hansemans 17

Friday 29 June 2012 13:48

Best way to show you're not interested in seeing your future grandchildren, ever.

fordman22 0

Friday 29 June 2012 14:31

I hope he sh*ts on your pillow like Eric Cartman does to people he hates.

yepusuckarse 7

Friday 29 June 2012 14:52

Hopefully u ungrounded him or u really are one

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