By MrConcise - 01/05/2013 16:28 - United States
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Here's how it went down: The previous shop owner retired just before I started working at my job. I took over his office, but he left a lot of shit behind. Besides, when you find a pen that actually works, you don't look too far into it. I suppose the girl riding the moped should've tipped me off a little sooner, though.
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debbster7
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How on earth did you not realize that when you got it?
That's what I was thinking. If it's on the pen, how does one not see it?
It's probably one of those pens that has the company name on it. While they're cheap in production, some of them work really well.
I wonder if someone pointed it out for her.. Would have been so funny
Have you never looked at your "favorite" pen?? Ha.
I'm just wondering why OP would let people borrow it if it's his favorite..
#78, Op is just a nice guy.. A people pleaser.
I know, 78. I loaned my favorite pen out before in a class stupidly and then got to sit back helplessly the entire class period as the rentee teethed and slobbered on it.
Haha I have a Viagra pen that I've been loaning out!!! We complete each other:3 haha
That's pretty f*cking smooth, seems like Romance is not dead after all. I've got a pen advertizing anal bleach, can I join for a threesome?
Oh sh*t I've just realized you're both men! ABORT, ABORT
Rainb0wdash9
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Lol xD
SeedlessMe
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I have a Viagra bathroom cup dispenser! Can I join this party? It'll make it less sausage-y Lol ;-P
What if they want it sausage-y >_>
Then he wouldn't have aborted the threesome >.>
50 you are most welcome. And 73, I'll have you know I've NEVER wanted it sausage-y, it's just a rumor, there was just that one time, I was very young, confused
Kuhu1993
21
No wonder it's your 'favourite'.
Vagasil, when you got fungal down in you're lady jungle.
Llamacod
11
...when you have fungal in you are lady jungle?
OP is a dude, so...
Does it squirt some out everytime you click it?
TheRandomIndian
17
Does it **** up for a bit each month?
Does the cream do its job?
Someone has to represent!
Oh shit.
TheRandomIndian
17
That's from the other end
Same end, different hole.
Llamacod
11
Other side then?
that's why it's your fav
I doubt they knew either
Hard
perdix
29
Sniff it, man, sniff it!
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Haha I have a Viagra pen that I've been loaning out!!! We complete each other:3 haha
Oh sh*t I've just realized you're both men! ABORT, ABORT