By MrConcise - 01/05/2013 16:28 - United States

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Today, I realized my favorite pen advertises a vaginal cream. I've been letting people borrow it for months. FML
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MrConcise 34

Here's how it went down: The previous shop owner retired just before I started working at my job. I took over his office, but he left a lot of shit behind. Besides, when you find a pen that actually works, you don't look too far into it. I suppose the girl riding the moped should've tipped me off a little sooner, though.

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Top comments

ScenicSubterfuge 39

Haha I have a Viagra pen that I've been loaning out!!! We complete each other:3 haha

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feelingold 18

Oh sh*t I've just realized you're both men! ABORT, ABORT

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Llamacod 11

From the 1:pharmacy 2: doctor's office 3: the drug rep

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Kyle_Kawi27 7

I had one of them pens, i got it from a barber though...

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Wizzlbang 10

Write the company and tell them you've been advertising for them for months, they might send you a free sample!

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MUTINY_fml 7

LOL i don't see how you didn't notice that but that's hilarious! x)

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Capt_Oblivious 10

Some ****** cream on your Bic huh?

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feelingold 18

You have a FAVORITE PEN? Automatic YDI. I didn't even read the rest.

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theycallmekitty 13

What's wrong with having a favorite pen.....?

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TheRandomIndian 17

You didn't seem to care when you wanted a three some with OP and the guy with a Viagra pen 23

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feelingold 18

You caught me. And I would have got away with it IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU MEDDLESOME KIDS. ...I'm clearly not serious dudes.....noone's this much of an asshole...

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ozpunker 20

Why use vaginal cream when you can just scratch down there with your favourite pen?

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Llamacod 11

Because then the pen would come up with a peculiar odor

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ozpunker 20

You should really avoid my Anusol brand pen.

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cblock94 7

How have you managed to keep the pen for months after lending it to people? Normally when I do that I never see it again.

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Imthebomb36 2

That's not that bad. I take my Viagra pen to school every day and brag about it.

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mbe0027 5

True to form, I guess it never dried out!

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