By MrConcise - 01/05/2013 16:28 - United States

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Today, I realized my favorite pen advertises a vaginal cream. I've been letting people borrow it for months. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 962
You deserved it 9 066

MrConcise tells us more.

MrConcise 34

Here's how it went down: The previous shop owner retired just before I started working at my job. I took over his office, but he left a lot of shit behind. Besides, when you find a pen that actually works, you don't look too far into it. I suppose the girl riding the moped should've tipped me off a little sooner, though.

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Top comments

ScenicSubterfuge 39

Haha I have a Viagra pen that I've been loaning out!!! We complete each other:3 haha

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feelingold 18

Oh sh*t I've just realized you're both men! ABORT, ABORT

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Comments

jagex2121 4

My question is how did you not lose it? My pens don't last like a month....

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joshuam75 4

Well if you didn't realize it for months what makes you think the people that borrowed ur pen realized it

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MrConcise 34

Finally had time to go through all the comments. I work in a small locally-owned shop with only 11 employees. I find it funny that people were impressed by my pen-keeping skills. @ #22, Thanks very much. Haha. @ #30, The consequences of losing it scare me. I'd have to go to the store and spend $1. Unacceptable!

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Llamacod 11

Um "bic for her" isn't pens, it is raz.. . Oh nevermind.

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slacker_69 6

omg! that is hilarious that's worse than letting someone use your phone and you forgot to exit your ****...OK maybe its not but anyways FYL op

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TheAlmightyBob 0

How did you not notice? And why would pens advertise vag creams?

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rawr_ily96 24

A lot of pens advertise medications. If I'm not mistaken, there's one for my ADHD meds in my backpack. I think there's one on my dad's desk for Viagra (I don't even want to know why he has that :S).

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HeatherAS77 10

Depending on what kind of pen you have you may be able to use nail polish remover(must have acetone) to remove the print. Or just find another pen!! They come & go.

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ni0ve 9

those marketing pens write nice! my favorite is an ugly, chunky one from work

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Omniprism 14

Time to get a nice pen like a Parker or Waterman but still carry a crap pen with you for when someone needs a pen unless you're sharp on getting your pens back.

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