Miscellaneous: Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen...

By cogu - 03/02/2010 19:34 - France

Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML

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By manutdlol - 13/12/2009 06:15 - Malaysia

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has more armpit hair than me. FML

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Fuzzy logic

By It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still - 07/09/2024 18:00 - United States - New York

Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML

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By Baldy - 03/04/2011 09:16 - New Zealand

Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2014 01:22 - United States - Mexico

Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML

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By Noname - 09/01/2009 05:18 - France

Today, like every month, the beautician spent 10 minutes removing the hairs from my stomach. I'm a girl. FML

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By x - 12/11/2012 02:16 - United States - Lake Placid

Today, I finally met the girl I've been talking to on phone for a while and found her charming in person as well. There's just one problem: she has more facial hair than I do. FML

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By Hairy_Potter - 23/01/2014 17:13 - Brazil - S?o Paulo

Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML

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By Kay - 23/02/2010 20:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I was looking down at my chest and noticed the hairs growing upon it. For a 16 year old, it's pretty impressive. It's a shame that I'm a girl though. FML

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F*ck the patriarchy

By Anonymous - 20/12/2020 19:58

Today, I watched as my girlfriend painfully plucked her eyebrows for half an hour. She is willing to do this, but not shave her armpits on a regular basis. FML

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By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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Thursday 4 February 2010 1:19

That's not really gross, silly people. Girls are genetically programmed to have more hair than boys. Would you rather she shave and have a prickly belly? I doubt it.

saranottelling 7

Thursday 4 February 2010 2:04

You guys don't get this post at all. Clearly, the man is a hairless freak of nature and the small amount of hair on his girlfriend's abdomen makes him feel the acknowledgment is "FML worthy." I'm sorry freaky hairless man! You deserve a cookie!

Comments

JF4509 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 3:53

that sounds haaaawt :P

theboss747 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 3:57

nasty bro.....

WTFsGoingOn 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 4:05

So... is it like really really freakishly hairy or just hairier than yours? Some chicks have more body hair than others, so what? Get the **** over it. There are tons of reasons, and likely it doesn't really matter what the reason is. There are hormone imbalances, genetic disorders, just simple genetics, nationality also changes hair growth and pattern. Grow up. Or stop dating women who have hormone imbalances, come from hairy families or are of certain nationalities. You obviously are shallow anyhow... why not just practice it completely?

iamthespider 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 4:11

It's not a big deal to use bad gra

anal_puke_664 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 4:14

how hairy is her asshole???

krislea10 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 4:16

snicker always knows how to bring up a heated convo about grammar... if you ask me it's not that big of a deal... I have a tendency to correct grammar mistakes in person but not on the Internet.. it's just a huge waste of time because people are going to type how they want to type. ---->but as for OP... get her to shave.. that's gross.

bjo 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 4:17

wow

GeoThermalSleuth 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 4:25

Krislea10 Exactly. it's fine in person but it really shouldn't matter on the internet. Except if they are just being "Comptly sTPd lk dis" because then I hear loud stupid talking that murders my brain cells. But yeah I agree completely. Also, Snickers I know you care about grammer but It's 2010 and on the Internet. We don't care about trying to be smart on a Comment board designed for people to talk about the sad things that happens in the OPs life.