By cogu - 03/02/2010 19:34 - France

Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
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KindaMay_BInLove 0

That's not really gross, silly people. Girls are genetically programmed to have more hair than boys. Would you rather she shave and have a prickly belly? I doubt it.

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saranottelling 7

You guys don't get this post at all. Clearly, the man is a hairless freak of nature and the small amount of hair on his girlfriend's abdomen makes him feel the acknowledgment is "FML worthy." I'm sorry freaky hairless man! You deserve a cookie!

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ChaosQueen713 0

She could have a hormonal imbalance that makes her body produce more male hormones so she had darker, thicker or more abundant hair in different areas of her body; PCOS is one culprit that could be behind it. It could also be genetics.

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puppyzebra 0

Sure, thick male-pattern hair growth on women isn't "normal," even medically, but people just can't help it sometimes. Look up PCOS, for instance. Even if that's not the case, women with any sort of hirsutism probably feel bad enough about themselves as it is. They don't need people calling them "disgusting" or anything of the like, regardless of if it's just a group of complete strangers over the Internet.

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emilypwnsyourmom 0

justin111: he didn't say that she had facial hair,he said she had more hair on her abdomen(torso,upper body)

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bloodtearscry 0

it was sarcasm dummy good one justin111 :)

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emilypwnsyourmom 0

mmk I'm glad you think that 'dummy' is a good insult.you'll go far in life.

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eddieboy13 0

shut the **** up!! who cares about hairy shit anywhere lol

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emilypwnsyourmom 0

when I read this,I assumed that he meant he was upset that he had no chest hair,not saying that his girlfriend was extremely hairy..did anyone else get that from this FML?

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Stellz 2

uhm I guess that's bad for the both of you then |;

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bloodtearscry 0

that's discustong if I were you I would make her shave it

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Roxanna1029 14

What girl would want to shave her stomach!? Believe it or not, quite a few girls have some hair on their abdomens. It's normal, and it shouldn't be a huge deal. Shaving would only make it MUCH worse.

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RolandofGilead 0

I'm not a Grammar Nazi (at least not when it comes to the internet) but I'm going to have to counter your statement just so you don't poison the minds of idiots floating around the Web who are already semi-illiterate. #16 is correct, plain and simple. There is no such thing as "more correct" and even if there were your use of "me" in that sentence certainly would not fall into that category. The fact that the sentence contains a prepositional phrase has nothing to do with how grammatically sound the sentence is, the true measuring stick of it's soundness is whether it makes sense if the sentence were reversed, i.e. "Today, I realized [me] have less hair on my abdomen than my girlfriend". This is clearly unsound. You always refer to yourself as "I" when you are the subject or among the subjects in a sentence; "me" would be used if you are the object. To simplify, if you are doing something (which includes speaking, as in the post) you are the subject, if something is being done to you, you are the object and those two things dictate the use of either "I" or "me"

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