In transit

By Kens - 20/05/2009 00:51 - Canada

Spicy
Today, I was on the bus home and on the phone with my best friend discussing my sex life with this new guy I'm seeing. I was telling her all sorts of raunchy sex things we've done until someone taps my shoulder and says "I'm sure he doesn't appreciate you saying this in public." It was his mom. FML
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Bleep_fml 0

What kind of attention ***** discusses raunchy details of their sex life on the bus, loud enough for others to hear, anyway?

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offmycloud 0

Eww. You're THAT person on the bus, who talks about the dumbest, most disgusting things as loud as you can. You totally deserve it.

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Bleep_fml 0

What kind of attention ***** discusses raunchy details of their sex life on the bus, loud enough for others to hear, anyway?

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wintamint101 7

that's why you text lmao

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SneakyMuffin 0

What do you call a truck filled with vibrators? Toys for twats!!!

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Mischief109 11

I love it when people say that they're first. Especially when they're down at about fifth or sixth. Makes my day

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crudeandrudeguy 29

You're in my province and everything, you make me so proud to be Canadian...

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ohgollygee 0

that's why you shouldn't share stuff like that in public. YDI

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deadpoetic333 0

ahhh what are the ******* chances of that. I would say YDI, but way to often ill talk about my sex life in public to my friends. soo, your life is ****** because of the 1 in a million chance his mother would be sitting behind you.

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nyrangersfan9 13

The number of grammatical errors in that paragraph cause me physical harm. Unless English isn't you primary language, in which case I retract my prior statement.

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izzie321 27

@ #231 *your Didn't mean to cause any embarrassment but it was bothering me.

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greatnt249 0

YDI, whether his mom was on the bus or not. Seriously, people don't need to hear your whole life story; save it for later and spare us your verbal exhibitionism.

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FmyF_inglife 0

FYL! That was definitely mortifying. Worthy of an illustration! Haha, I laughed out loud at this :D Extreme embarrassment. Lol, but maybe you should've texted instead of talking on the phone ;)

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offmycloud 0

Eww. You're THAT person on the bus, who talks about the dumbest, most disgusting things as loud as you can. You totally deserve it.

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3reezee 0

imagine if it was him sitting behind you. actually, this is worse.

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24788 6

HAHA, you probably shouldn't be discussing that in public.

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anonaussie 0

YDI. Simple. If you don't want stuff like that being over heard then don't talk about it in public. His mum was right he wouldn't like it. Sucked in...

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