Geek: Today, I realized my Internet addiction had gone too far when...

By anonymous - 05/04/2012 21:53 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I realized my Internet addiction had gone too far when I tried to Google what was in my freezer. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2023 20:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I was so tired from staying up late binge-watching my favorite show that I accidentally put my phone in the refrigerator instead of the milk. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2023 14:00

Today, I was so excited to finally try a new recipe that I found online. After hours of prep, I realized I misread the serving size and ended up cooking enough food to feed a small army. I don't have a freezer and I live in the middle of nowhere. FML

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By nerderer - 30/04/2015 18:48 - United States - Duluth

Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 07:35 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I bought $250 worth of groceries and was feeling rather good about myself because it's the first time I've been able to do so in months. When I returned home I found my fridge/freezer broken. Most of the food I bought was dairy or frozen. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2013 14:57 - United States

Today, I've come to the conclusion that my phone addiction is getting out of control after I typed my PIN code into the microwave. FML

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By The_failure - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, I found myself sitting in the bathroom at work searching the internet for the alcohol and caloric content of cool mint Listerine. I now believe that I may have a problem. FML

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By hiii. - 16/03/2010 02:27 - United States

Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML

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By nobar - 04/06/2019 06:00

Today, I learned how to make my fridge colder. I felt that what it was set on felt a little warmer than normal, so I turned it down. Now everything in my fridge is frozen. FML

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buck33 14

Friday 6 April 2012 8:08

But google knows everything.

iPikaSaurus 3

Friday 6 April 2012 8:12

Hey what's in the freezer? I dunno google it.

Comments

lovepandorasaver 11

Friday 6 April 2012 22:30

Google should hold the right to free people from internet addiction and fry cpu's after searches like this.

hateevryone 14

Friday 6 April 2012 22:56

Well...... what did you come up with?

FalconWhitaker 20

Saturday 7 April 2012 1:17

If only you could, though... I'm picturing a freezer with a computer module built in. Whenever you put something in the freezer, you either swipe the bar code or type in the name of what you've bought plus a few key words to find it by (such as spaghetti bolognese could also have tomato, pasta, Italian, and similar words attached to it). Then when you're hungry and you don't know what's in there, you just type in a search for either a specific item or a term for what you fancy and find out if you possess anything like that. Not gonna lie: I would totally buy that freezer. Somebody invent it, stat!