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By anonymous - 05/04/2012 21:53 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I realized my Internet addiction had gone too far when I tried to Google what was in my freezer. FML

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By The_failure - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, I found myself sitting in the bathroom at work searching the internet for the alcohol and caloric content of cool mint Listerine. I now believe that I may have a problem. FML

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Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML

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buck33 14

Friday 6 April 2012 8:08

But google knows everything.

iPikaSaurus 3

Friday 6 April 2012 8:12

Hey what's in the freezer? I dunno google it.

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rubberduckie94 13

Friday 6 April 2012 14:49

What?! You do not have a web cam in your freezer so you can pull it up whenever you want to instead of walking to the kitchen? Jeez buddy get with the times. Here you thought you were up on all the Internet trends. I revoke your nerd card.

misvenus000 4

Friday 6 April 2012 15:13

First step is admitting you have a problem. 11 steps so go!!! :D

cami197934 3

Friday 6 April 2012 15:34

That would be a sweet app!

fotofreak90 5

Friday 6 April 2012 15:35

Google should filter out the idiots... The Internet would be a way better place ;)

ManicGypsy 22

Friday 6 April 2012 16:21

The internet would be a very lonely and boring place if it filtered out all the idiots. What would the trolls do?

kkjkidonthate 4

Friday 6 April 2012 15:39

Umm get up and move your lazy ass?

myalleyway 9

Friday 6 April 2012 17:06

lolololololololol

ItsTheMo 10

Friday 6 April 2012 17:10

Dude....

Dcm210 19

Friday 6 April 2012 17:17

I dont understand,you wanted to know if google knew what was in your freezer or you wanted to google the things that were in your freezer?

mfayem 15

Friday 6 April 2012 17:38

I have wanted to do that so many times XD but never actually have....

angela3825 1

Friday 6 April 2012 19:53

Did google know?!?

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