Geek: Today, I realized my Internet addiction had gone too far when...

By anonymous - 05/04/2012 21:53 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I realized my Internet addiction had gone too far when I tried to Google what was in my freezer. FML

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By Hth - 15/01/2009 11:14 - United States

Today, I realized I spend way too much time on the computer. I grabbed the menu at the restaurant, glanced at the page, and tried to do CTRL+F to find seafood. Geek coming through! FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2023 20:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I was so tired from staying up late binge-watching my favorite show that I accidentally put my phone in the refrigerator instead of the milk. FML

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By 14YearOld - 25/11/2011 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2023 14:00

Today, I was so excited to finally try a new recipe that I found online. After hours of prep, I realized I misread the serving size and ended up cooking enough food to feed a small army. I don't have a freezer and I live in the middle of nowhere. FML

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By nerderer - 30/04/2015 18:48 - United States - Duluth

Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 07:35 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I bought $250 worth of groceries and was feeling rather good about myself because it's the first time I've been able to do so in months. When I returned home I found my fridge/freezer broken. Most of the food I bought was dairy or frozen. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2013 14:57 - United States

Today, I've come to the conclusion that my phone addiction is getting out of control after I typed my PIN code into the microwave. FML

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The first step is admitting it

By The_failure - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, I found myself sitting in the bathroom at work searching the internet for the alcohol and caloric content of cool mint Listerine. I now believe that I may have a problem. FML

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By hiii. - 16/03/2010 02:27 - United States

Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML

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By nobar - 04/06/2019 06:00

Today, I learned how to make my fridge colder. I felt that what it was set on felt a little warmer than normal, so I turned it down. Now everything in my fridge is frozen. FML

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You deserved it 1 725

buck33 14

Friday 6 April 2012 8:08

But google knows everything.

iPikaSaurus 3

Friday 6 April 2012 8:12

Hey what's in the freezer? I dunno google it.

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Siant 4

Tuesday 10 April 2012 2:52

This made my day OMG!!!!

mojo87 14

Wednesday 11 April 2012 3:40

Don't blame natural stupidity on the awesomeness that is the internets.

badactor009 0

Wednesday 11 April 2012 3:59

Body parts... One ones I have not eaten yet.

hellohazel 12

Saturday 11 August 2012 11:35

Just out of curiosity, what came up when you hit search?

christianaxx 0

Wednesday 27 March 2013 3:04

Pretty much my life right here.

Taolan 23

Friday 14 February 2014 10:17

Some of these comments are just downright cold.

J03_b 2

Saturday 7 June 2014 3:18

not sure if this is an addiction, or just pure retardedness..

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Today, unfortunately, my new husband's idea of foreplay is to tap me on the shoulder and tell me to roll over. I saved myself for marriage for this? FML

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