By scarred for life - 28/05/2016 05:23 - United States - Carmel

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Today, I realized my recent weight loss probably wasn't caused by working out and eating more healthily. It was from the tapeworm I discovered hanging out my ass after I took a crap. I had to pull it out with my bare hands. FML
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almightyymarcus 6

You should go to the doctor But I'm Glad you were trying to make a good life decision by trying to live healthier OP keep up the good work

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DeadxManxWalking 27

might want to go see a doctor.

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jonnd2240 7

It's actually pretty safe to pull it out, but it's normally better to let it wrap itself around a pencil and twist. But might wanna let a doctor check for eggs

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ThrottleJockey 35

Now you can tell people that you're eating for two!

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shorty2105 8

you should definitely go to the doctor, there may be more than one of them

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arauzfernando1 14

At least you lost weight but still that sucks

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thisguy22 33

Where can I get one?!? I'm sick of the exercising and eating healthy route...

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InSultan 14

Omg I am dumping right now and am now scared

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Dudewtf171717 6

That was probably so horrifyingly scary

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