By scarred for life - 28/05/2016 05:23 - United States - Carmel

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Today, I realized my recent weight loss probably wasn't caused by working out and eating more healthily. It was from the tapeworm I discovered hanging out my ass after I took a crap. I had to pull it out with my bare hands. FML
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almightyymarcus 6

You should go to the doctor But I'm Glad you were trying to make a good life decision by trying to live healthier OP keep up the good work

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DeadxManxWalking 27

might want to go see a doctor.

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Elban 20

That's pretty hardcore. Did you just flush it or did you strangle it or something?

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Salisbury 7

Tapeworms produce lots of eggs. Where there is one, there is more that you can't see. Definitely, go to your doctor.

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megusta2323 4

Should have kept it would have lost more weight and you can eat what you want op

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zainman13 26

Yikes! Glad you found out the cause . And doctors visit is due

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Thor1012 28

Too many fml's making me feel sick lately ?

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Wormgod 10

You most likely have more. Go get some antiworm pills.

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worthypegram1 13

You should go to the doctor and make sure you don't have any more!

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