Belly bounce

By Anonymous - 27/10/2021 05:00 - United States - Verona

Today, I learned that a innie belly button does not clean itself. I can't begin to describe the horrors I found, after using tweezers to get thirty years worth of "contents" out from inside me. FML
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RichardPencil 30

I know, right!?!? When I did the same exercise, I found some change, the remote and the keys to a car I had to give away because I couldn't find the keys!

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electraliv 13

YDI. basic personal hygiene - clean every crevice

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Nikki 17

What part of your body does clean itself?

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Nikki 17

You don’t ever wash your ******? Not with soap but just water?

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Jon Tessler 14

I am pretty sure Lexxxiii is referring to the fact that a ****** does "clean itself" via vaginal discharge. I am sure she washes the outer labia etc when she showers. using soap or other items(douche) on the "inside" of a ****** can cause the natural PH levels to change which can lead to infections and other problems.

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TrisaLink 5

no you wash the outside. but the inside of the ****** cleans itself. helpful bacteria.

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Nikki 17

Ever had your ear syringed? I have to do it to patients all the time, ear cleaning is definitely necessary

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RichardPencil 30

I know, right!?!? When I did the same exercise, I found some change, the remote and the keys to a car I had to give away because I couldn't find the keys!

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Jon Tessler 14

I'm surprised you didn't find a carton of parliament cigarettes and a colecovision game set like Peter Griffin did.

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Gina Marie Lombardi 14

Ok this is the reason when Covid started they had to have commercials telling people to wash their hands. 🤢

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JackWood 20

Nothing like a little body awareness. It's so far down there to your navel I wonder if it get's grosser as you go south.

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