Miscellaneous: Today, I realized that 95% of my facebook friends added me only...

By smallfrie32 - 23/11/2010 05:22

Today, I realized that 95% of my facebook friends added me only because they think my sisters are hot. FML

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By GshDrnt - 21/04/2011 02:57 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 169

You deserved it 6 607

By loser - 31/07/2012 14:21 - United States

Today, I found out that the only reason my guy friends actually hang out with me at my house all the time is because they think my mom is hot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 498

You deserved it 2 525

By Noname - 11/02/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 343

You deserved it 5 497

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By notliked - 01/10/2009 10:33 - United States

Today, on Facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told my one friend and she changed her status to, "How can Dan have over 500 Facebook friends? Nobody even likes him." It got 42 likes and twenty comments that basically said, "Agreed." FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 843

You deserved it 12 359

By sourcandy013 - 21/11/2011 02:21 - United States

Today, my 11 year-old sister unfriended me on Facebook because I'm not "cool enough" to be seen on her profile. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 642

You deserved it 5 605

By alliobamy - 28/09/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding her, I suggested friends for her. She ended up adding every single one I added, but not me. I later saw her ask one of those friends who the hell I was and how I knew all of them. We used to eat lunch together everyday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 045

You deserved it 3 094

By creepyyy - 17/05/2014 16:54 - United States

Today, trying to be nice, I added this really shy kid from my English class on Facebook. Within minutes, he started going through all my pictures and tagging himself as my breasts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 439

You deserved it 9 947

By crucets - 06/10/2010 04:37 - United States

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook. I didn't know her, but she was cute, so I accepted the request. After looking at her pictures, I sent her a message saying "What's up cutie, do I know you?". She responded "Yes, I'm your cousin". FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 203

You deserved it 57 459

By FuglyBetty - 13/11/2014 16:44 - Norway - Arendal

Today, my dad finally added me on Facebook, When I looked through his photos, I quickly noticed he'd heavily photoshopped the photos I'm in to make me look prettier. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 740

You deserved it 3 187

Manipulation

By Willow McGarrigle - 04/06/2020 23:00

Today, my ex, who I only dated for 3 months, told me the only reason why he dated me was because he thought my sister was hot, and he just wanted to get closer to her. So thank you for that. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 730

You deserved it 151

chronicwanker 4

Tuesday 23 November 2010 12:07

can i get your email so i can add you? I wanna see if your friends are right

lindsaysue 4

Tuesday 23 November 2010 12:31

"National Unfriend Day" was last week, maybe you should have participated.

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sarabraun8 7

Wednesday 24 November 2010 14:16

how do uk? maybe they just added u cause they just wanna have a big list of friends. my sisters really pretty and she even became a model [not famous] and like every guy wants her. but idt that people added u cause of your sister.

GreyJay 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 15:38

...if you were hot, this wouldn't be a problem...

javy22 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 8:31

dam whats your e-mail...

paleknight47 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 11:24

fake, %95 are guys? shot down!!!

Coolbreezer 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 6:35

lol...dude...don't we go way back? can i add you to facebooks....ummm ..whats your sisters...err your name?

longboardsrule 0

Monday 13 December 2010 5:53

I'm so gonna friend u..... can u hook me up with ur sis

ajmb88 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 17:47

wats ur name? lol jk

upbuttcoconut 5

Sunday 9 January 2011 5:51

I don't have a facebook but i know what you mean. All the guys at my school only talk to me cause my older sister's hott. No one cares about me :(

notimaginary 7

Thursday 24 February 2011 14:55

Is the OP Khloe Kardashian?

papahugsmefunneh 2

Monday 21 November 2011 6:54

You should have mentioned the 5% includes your sisters and your grandparents

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Today, my girlfriend will only have sex when she's on her period, because it's the only time she gets horny. She also gets body acne, bloating, and utterly foul BO and gas. The sex is so unpleasant, I'm starting to wish she just got cranky and emotional. FML

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Today, I told my wife I had a huge Zoom interview and could not be disturbed under any circumstances. Nevertheless, she called her mom, got into a screaming argument the interviewer could clearly hear, then came into my office to cry on my shoulder. She doesn't understand why I'm furious with her. FML

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Today, I got a call from the ICU. Apparently, my boyfriend has been there for 3 days and I'm the only person who didn't know. Even my parents have been to see him. FML

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Today, I looked at my face to see if my new age-defying lotion was working. My skin does look younger, it's covered in pimples like a teenager's. FML

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Today, I’m still recovering from last night. I fell asleep before my boyfriend. He thought it would be funny to stand at the bottom of the bed with a knife and wake me up. I screamed so much that I wet myself and had a panic attack. He recorded the whole thing. FML

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Today, it was my daughter's 11th birthday party. One kid broke a vase, another lost a (baby) tooth, and two kids, including mine, tested positive for Covid. My kid parties harder than I ever have. FML

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Today, my family decided it'd be a great idea to berate me for not being excited enough for my brother and his wife's baby news. They told us on my birthday, adding that if I wasn't so fat I'd have one too. I have insulin-resistant PCOS. FML

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Today, I donated blood for the first time, and all the nurses kept complimenting on how good my veins were. That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me in the past 2 months. FML

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