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By ohsosad - 23/11/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, I was asked out by a guy who is doing community service because he was caught peeping through windows. I was tempted to say yes. FML

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By blaahh - 19/02/2011 01:35 - United States

Today, I was asked out by a guy I've liked since the beginning of the year. All I could say was, "I have to pee", and ran into the men's bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 21:18 - Argentina

Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2009 00:11 - Canada

Today, as I was walking towards my friends at the bus stop, a man came up to me and asked me out. This was the first time I'd be asked out in months. I accepted. When I reached my friends they looked at me then asked, "Why were you talking to that homeless guy?". FML

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By veebenjoo - 28/06/2011 05:35 - United States

Today, I got asked out for the first time in my life. During a prank call. By a complete stranger. FML

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By Meg - 13/06/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, I found out the identity of the pervert who's been staring at me through my bedroom window in the late hours of the night. My parents and I decided to set out a trap for 'him' instead of reporting to our local cop. Turns out, we caught my 37 year-old neighbor in the act. He's the cop. FML

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By stalked - 08/01/2014 20:27 - United States - Boca Raton

Today, to avoid a guy who's been creepily following me around school lately, I ducked into the girl's bathroom. After few minutes, he stuck his head in with his eyes closed and asked if I was done yet. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 09:32 - India

Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML

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By smh - 03/11/2015 20:04 - United States - Beulah

Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend of two years asked me out on a date was because I accidentally flashed him when we met. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2020 05:00

Today, I had a very good-looking guy ask for my number while I was at work, but due to our policies I had to turn him down. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2015 15:52 - United States - Westerville

Today, after many years of being single, I finally worked up the courage to ask my coworker out. He said no and gave me "fair warning" that he's going to report me for sexual harassment. FML

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Sparta480BC 2

Tuesday 23 November 2010 12:45

and his community service is cleaning windows!

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 23 November 2010 17:17

YDI for even considering saying yes to Edward Cullen.

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bente123 6

Tuesday 23 November 2010 12:06

hahaha sux to be you

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Tuesday 23 November 2010 12:19

look on the bright side at least you know his an outdoors type.

Altoreto 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 19:18

Me 3.

x_Cupcakes 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 12:06

Was he peeking in your windows?

missrawrzy 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 17:42

not her windows other peoples windows

superflyman 0

Friday 1 April 2011 15:31

you would kno

Doortje 29

Tuesday 23 November 2010 12:08

Wow, someone is desperated..

logandean 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 13:58

desperate

Doortje 29

Tuesday 23 November 2010 15:10

Omg, what a stupid mistake :O I'll go sit in the corner and cry now :(

theFMLiest1ofThe 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 17:26

wow doortje, people on fml don't admit their mistakes. they just claim it was sarcasm and stick to that story to the bitter end.

Doortje 29

Tuesday 23 November 2010 17:34

Haha, I know, but that always annoys me, so I thought I'd come clean :D

ChiefLancaster 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 12:08

EEEWWWW HELL NO,,, Keep him clear from you,,, nice or not,, he will find where you live..

stronghand0331 17

Tuesday 23 November 2010 15:15

A little trigger happy on the commas huh?

juicyfresh 7

Thursday 16 August 2012 7:01

take your mask off and actually read the fml again, he knows where she lives he was peeking through her windows

hourlybookworm 7

Monday 10 November 2014 21:56

#62 please re-read the FML

Thale_fml 8

Tuesday 23 November 2010 12:11

Yeeeah, you're ******. He'll probably follow you home now and peek through YOUR windows. Have fun!

bamagrl410 31

Tuesday 23 November 2010 12:19

I don't see how this is an FML. just because he's doing community service for something doesn't mean he will always act in the sane way. You were asked out by someone. Doesn't mean you HAVE to say yes.

LindseyyMariee 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 12:20

never say yes to guys in orange jumpsuits!

EmmaLouise3397 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 14:11

Apart from Nathan from Misfits!

positively_crazy 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 18:11

that's exactly what I was thinking. :D

TryptamineDreame 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 12:27

I'm sorry but this is the most stupid FML so far besides the beaver ambush one. Please go out with this guy and have a long unsuccesful relationship and two untalented children with him just because you even posted this. FYL for being pathetic. And maybe he has some good qualities, but he is clearly a pervert for doing that, unless you're into that kind of stuff as well..(I accept people for who they are so don't get offended if that's true haha)

Red7646 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 13:26

dammit! what did she say?

xStiina 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 12:28

you like p3rvs.

Thomaswheeler549 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 12:42

say yes lol

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Today, my daughter found a hair baked into the crust of her pizza. Grossed out, she put it down the garbage disposal, but I told her to dig it out so we could get a refund. After dinner, she came looking for the saved pizza crust. I was baffled about where it was until I realized I'd eaten it. FML

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Today, since I always fall asleep in class, I decided not to go to the bathroom beforehand, hoping the need to pee would keep me awake. I ended up falling asleep and wetting myself in the middle of the lecture. FML

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Today, while finishing up raking leaves, I decided it would be a fun idea to jump into them. After rolling around in the leaves for a bit, I smelled something funny. Turns out I was rolling around in dog shit. FML

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Today, I was on webcam with someone and the conversation died so I said "brb". I sat there for five minutes not realising I had left my webcam on. FML

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Today, I got pulled over for distracted driving. Not for cell phone use but for nose picking and inspecting. FML

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Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML

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