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By smallfrie32 - 23/11/2010 05:22

Today, I realized that 95% of my Facebook friends added me only because they think my sisters are hot. FML

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By GshDrnt - 21/04/2011 02:57 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML

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You deserved it 6 609

By loser - 31/07/2012 14:21 - United States

Today, I found out that the only reason my guy friends actually hang out with me at my house all the time is because they think my mom is hot. FML

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You deserved it 2 527

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By notliked - 01/10/2009 10:33 - United States

Today, on Facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told my one friend and she changed her status to, "How can Dan have over 500 Facebook friends? Nobody even likes him." It got 42 likes and twenty comments that basically said, "Agreed." FML

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By Noname - 11/02/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 352

You deserved it 5 500

By alliobamy - 28/09/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding her, I suggested friends for her. She ended up adding every single one I added, but not me. I later saw her ask one of those friends who the hell I was and how I knew all of them. We used to eat lunch together everyday. FML

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By creepyyy - 17/05/2014 16:54 - United States

Today, trying to be nice, I added this really shy kid from my English class on Facebook. Within minutes, he started going through all my pictures and tagging himself as my breasts. FML

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By unlovedfatty - 16/12/2010 01:01 - United States

Today, I reactivated my Facebook account, having not used it for three months. My "friends" didn't realize this. According to their recent status updates, I'm disgustingly fat, have a hook nose, and I'm secretly hated. FML

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By sourcandy013 - 21/11/2011 02:21 - United States

Today, my 11 year-old sister unfriended me on Facebook because I'm not "cool enough" to be seen on her profile. FML

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You deserved it 5 608

By crucets - 06/10/2010 04:37 - United States

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook. I didn't know her, but she was cute, so I accepted the request. After looking at her pictures, I sent her a message saying "What's up cutie, do I know you?". She responded "Yes, I'm your cousin". FML

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You deserved it 57 472

By FuglyBetty - 13/11/2014 16:44 - Norway - Arendal

Today, my dad finally added me on Facebook, When I looked through his photos, I quickly noticed he'd heavily photoshopped the photos I'm in to make me look prettier. FML

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You deserved it 3 189

chronicwanker 4

Tuesday 23 November 2010 12:07

can i get your email so i can add you? I wanna see if your friends are right

lindsaysue 4

Tuesday 23 November 2010 12:31

"National Unfriend Day" was last week, maybe you should have participated.

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easwhitey 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 0:45

So that's a whole 19 ppl. I'm assuming the 20th person was your sister.

Chazy2010 8

Wednesday 24 November 2010 2:24

wats your facebook name?

mdkarwandy 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 2:58

no Facebook= no problems

tboudre 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 4:13

figure out a way to use it to your advantage

x3herox3 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 5:54

-becomes friend-??

alexandrox 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 5:58

least u have siblings it sucks being the only child especially during no school time n crap

i_live_laugh_lov 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 7:03

I'm on the same boat.

dt520 4

Wednesday 24 November 2010 8:13

YDI for not realizing why 95% of your friends are all dudes.

lindsaybugg 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 8:47

that sucksssss

clarky_95 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 9:27

wats her add

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