Miscellaneous: Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as... - FML

By stoggie96 - 22/04/2012 15:34 - United States - Wooster

Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML

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By rosabelle91 - 17/06/2012 14:58 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML

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By maggu - 11/02/2013 04:26 - Denmark

Today, my mom started referring to me as "The Bitch". When I asked her why, she said that I have always been a bitch, but I was never old enough for her to actually call me a bitch. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 23:04 - United States - Atlanta

Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML

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By stupid_world - 24/12/2009 06:02 - Canada

Today, I learned that while anybody can call me a bitch, my husband got mad at his aunt for calling our dog a mutt. FML

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By Embarrassed - 22/08/2013 04:40 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML

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By Sorry Sir - 12/07/2023 11:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2012 20:34 - United States - Johnston

Today, after a busy afternoon taking care of the kids, I was feeling really down about only being a mom these days, and I was hoping my husband would make me feel better when he got off work. In the middle of cuddling, he called me "mom." FML

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Ironic, isn't it?

By KC. - 25/04/2012 20:06 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML

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Mom! No!

By Mnnn - 18/07/2023 18:00

Today, I angrily scolded one of my employees for making an avoidable mistake for the third time. Unfortunately, my mother decided to pay me a surprise visit, and arrived mid-rant. She chewed me out for being mean and made me apologize. Now everyone at work calls me "mama's boy" and nobody takes me seriously. FML

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You deserved it 1 080

Leech

By upyours - 22/05/2020 17:00 - Australia

Today, after telling my boss that trailing a hand up someone's leg and leering at them constantly is counted as sexual harassment, I got called an "unappreciative little whiny bitch." FML

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Top comments

videokid2000 10

Sunday 22 April 2012 19:49

Be nicer, then.

adzz90 16

Sunday 22 April 2012 19:51

Don't be a bitch then

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clairelolz 5

Monday 23 April 2012 4:16

obviously you do something to deserve that. duh.

jay75euro 0

Monday 23 April 2012 4:43

Well maybe you just the bitch. Smh. Fml

boycrazy30007 12

Monday 23 April 2012 4:56

Divorce your husband and if your son is still a minor beat his ass for disrespect.

1094568 1

Monday 23 April 2012 4:59

U deserve better ;)....not all of us are assholes.

brutuka 2

Monday 23 April 2012 5:12

Mom?

kate_may_713 0

Monday 23 April 2012 5:47

Here's an idea then, stop being a bitch!

daltonromanowski 11

Monday 23 April 2012 5:49

It's really unfortunate that people you're close to would sink so low to sexism, regardless of how awful your attitude may or may not be. Nobody deserves that.

grndNpnd 6

Monday 23 April 2012 5:57

That sucks no one should have to be abused like that. Especially from damn children.

randompanda7 4

Monday 23 April 2012 6:03

In pretty sure my bf's dad calls me the same thing. It must be a man thing :) but anyway being nicer never hurt either. :)

randompanda7 4

Monday 23 April 2012 6:05

In = I'm. Sorry bout that

snoebay88 3

Monday 23 April 2012 6:22

Sounds like my daughter in-law !

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Today, I took a late-night shower. When I got out afterwards, the bathroom door was ajar, and I could have sworn I heard the faint patter of footsteps in the kitchen. "It's probably the cat," I told myself. Then I went upstairs and saw my cat asleep on my bed. FML

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Today, I started some laundry late at night. Once my clothes were in the washer for about a half hour, I got bored and I decided I would listen to my iPod. After looking for it for another 15 minutes, I remembered where I'd left it; in my jacket... which is now nice and clean. FML

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