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By spougeineye1 - 03/04/2012 16:37 - United States - Tacoma

Today, I realized that due to my obsession with House MD, I seem to have subconsciously developed a limp in my right leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2022 08:00 - Belgium

Today, the sciatic nerve in my left leg started twinging at random moments, leaving that leg painful and useless for a few seconds each time. Yesterday, I twisted my right knee and ankle falling over at work. Standing up is terrifying and I don't know which leg to limp on. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2021 20:58 - Philippines

Today, my hypochondria is getting worse. I think it's because of watching too much Grey's Anatomy. FML

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By wobble... - 23/02/2012 11:29 - Australia

Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML

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I don't like to move it, move it

By Anonymous - 22/03/2020 09:30

Today, I realized just how sedentary both my work and home lives are after I went to the doctor with a rash on my butt and he diagnosed it as bedsores from near constant sitting. FML

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By Klutz - 18/08/2022 04:00

Today, I realized that over the past few months, I seem to be getting more and more prone to bumping into things, and tripping over nothing. I'm also apparently more prone to getting injured when this happens. I've always been uncoordinated, but this is getting out of hand. I'm falling apart. FML

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Back to square one

By Anonymous - 10/05/2022 10:00

Today, I finally got the cast off my leg after being unable to walk for 6 weeks, watching daytime TV or playing my husband's Xbox all day. The second the plaster came off, I tried to stand up, tripped over the doctor's foot and broke the apparently still not fully healed leg again in the same spot. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 06:02 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, my legs were really sore from working out yesterday, so it hurt going down the stairs at work. To avoid the pain, l ignored how stupid I looked and limped down the staircase. When I finally got to the bottom, I hopped off the last step. And twisted my ankle. FML

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By Graham Watson - 01/07/2019 16:00

Today, I'm currently in hospital with a painful and swollen Achille's heel problem. I was dreaming of running down stairs. I then tripped on one, and as I whacked my foot on the stairs in my dream, I also raised my foot and whacked it on the end of the hospital bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2017 02:00

Today, as I was trying to get out of bed, my foot began sliding across the floor. I instinctively tried to balance myself, only for the new angle to cause my right hip to painfully and loudly dislocate, making me fall face-forward into my dresser. Back stuck in bed after three days of freedom. FML

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By I don't want to be here anymore - 03/11/2014 21:16 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I realized I need a new job. This happened when I was seriously considering ways to break my leg so I could stay at home for a day and not have to deal with my boss. FML

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btstig 11

Tuesday 3 April 2012 22:33

Same thing happens to me when I watch ****. I subconsciously grow a 10 inch penis.

stopsignman 0

Tuesday 3 April 2012 22:30

No way! I thought I was the only one! :)

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sceptic 1

Wednesday 4 April 2012 3:33

Idiot

sharksforever 0

Wednesday 4 April 2012 3:33

:O wow

HaykamNation 8

Wednesday 4 April 2012 3:53

ONLY 7 EPISODES LEFT!! :(

COLDB3AR 6

Wednesday 4 April 2012 4:12

Haha, due to my obsession with Burn Notice, I think I could handle being a covert ops spy

melantysaurus 3

Wednesday 4 April 2012 4:33

Oh, it's Osgood schatlers syndrome.

laurenmacias 0

Wednesday 4 April 2012 5:00

Wow... Just wow

rachiemonster 0

Wednesday 4 April 2012 5:05

I love house c:

renthead015 0

Wednesday 4 April 2012 5:47

Love House! :)

Ray_of_midnight 22

Wednesday 4 April 2012 5:50

As long as you develop House's snarktastic sense of humor, you're good. :-) I had the sense of humor and rode a motorcycle before the show was on the air. I'm a curmudgeonly sysadmin, though....I deal with broken computers rather than broken people. Computers are easier to fix.

grace12898 0

Wednesday 4 April 2012 6:06

That's really unhealthy

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