By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 14:39 - United States

Today, I realized that getting wasted before finals is not a good idea. I sat down in the test hall, reached into my bag for a pencil, and found instead three baby carrots and a spoon. FML
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svalaedgren 18

So you actually thought it was a good idea before?

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slooby_fml 25

How would this possibly not be your fault?

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FlyingLeumer 19

Well, at least your going to have a nutritious lunch!

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jagma_fml 14

mcgyver would be able to make a plan with those!

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evan_7899 28

Well either way you would be crunching...numbers or carrots but.in this case, your getting sticked

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MichellinMan 20

You're a dumbass. YDI

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4funzies 13

Should have packed some ranch too...

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Kelsey_709 9

Finals are long over for most people. Why is OP still in school in July?

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that_band_nerd 22

When did you ever think it was a good idea??

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lolfood 24

What in the world possessed you to think that? You truly deserved it, dumbass.

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ambitiousnygrl 17

How do you even...I don't even know how to respond to this level of stupidity.

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perdix 29

Use the spoon to slice up the carrots into tiny discs and then lick 'em and stick 'em onto the Scantron sheet. If you were truly wasted, your saliva will be viscous enough to act as sufficient adhesive.

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