Even though you definitely set yourself up for that one, this made me laugh. Apparently you are a troll when you're wasted. Pencils? Oh I know! I'll take them all out and replace them with carrots and a spoon! Haha.

Study high, take the test high, and get high grades.

I consider this academic Darwinism. You're too immature or stupid to stay alive in college. You do seriously stupid acts like this and get removed from the college graduate pool.

At what point did it seem like a good idea to get plowed before finals!?

YDI

Lol how'd the test go? Did the carrots write well? Haha sorry but it's your fault :/ hopefully you managed to get a pencil somehow!

You should have at least checked when you woke up that you had what you need. If you only got wasted the night before, you should have been fine, albeit a little hung over, to check your shit before walking out the door.

This FML has to be fake. Nearly everyone's done something stupid after drinking too much, but this is a bit hard to believe.

I cannot emphasize YDI enough

student problems.