Health: Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have...

By ugh - 01/10/2009 15:49 - United States

Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML

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By ew - 04/10/2009 15:41 - United States

Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML

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By baconrash - 22/02/2010 21:43 - United States

Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2011 16:52 - United States

Today, I shaved half my eyebrow off trying to shave my uni-brow. FML

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By Mitcha857 - 30/07/2011 16:01 - United States

Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2013 19:11 - United States - Ontario

Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML

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By eww - 27/10/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, my dandruff issue is so awful that even my eyebrows have dandruff. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2014 18:38 - United States - Canton

Today, I'm now able to put my acne cream on my face without having to look in the mirror, because I've memorized the crater and trench-filled war zone that is my acne-riddled face. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2010 15:54 - United States

Today, I found out there is such a thing as eyebrow dandruff, and that I have it. FML

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By boreed - 27/12/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2010 09:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to use my epilator on my eyebrows. Needless to say I now have the eyebrow equivalent of a comb-over. FML

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Thursday 1 October 2009 23:10

You can pluck the hairs out.

redbluegreen 40

Thursday 1 October 2009 23:05

Is it wrong that I wanted to barf after reading this?

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shanny411 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 5:31

me too but try to use tweezers it works cuz I use it and it works perfectly FYI i still look hot

rufusnsmegma 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 12:32

**** are just great

kskv 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 4:07

ew.

GSTR4NG 0

Monday 12 April 2010 6:36

dude cmon there are some things you keep to yourself

friduh 0

Thursday 29 April 2010 5:36

okay 1st TMI!!!!!!!!!!! 2nd get rubbing alcohol and put a shit load on your face (it dries up pimples) 3nd there's something called tweezers (use them!) seriously #181 knows what they're talking about

friduh 0

Thursday 29 April 2010 5:36

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Friday 28 May 2010 23:32

pluck it

froglette 4

Tuesday 27 July 2010 16:50

tweezers!!

dancer81 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 20:20

would your name by any chance happen to be john?

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Friday 6 August 2010 18:37

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