Health: Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have...

By ugh - 01/10/2009 15:49 - United States

Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML

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By ew - 04/10/2009 15:41 - United States

Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML

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By baconrash - 22/02/2010 21:43 - United States

Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2011 16:52 - United States

Today, I shaved half my eyebrow off trying to shave my uni-brow. FML

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By Mitcha857 - 30/07/2011 16:01 - United States

Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2013 19:11 - United States - Ontario

Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML

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By eww - 27/10/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, my dandruff issue is so awful that even my eyebrows have dandruff. FML

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You deserved it 7 861

By Anonymous - 04/01/2014 18:38 - United States - Canton

Today, I'm now able to put my acne cream on my face without having to look in the mirror, because I've memorized the crater and trench-filled war zone that is my acne-riddled face. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2010 15:54 - United States

Today, I found out there is such a thing as eyebrow dandruff, and that I have it. FML

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By boreed - 27/12/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2010 09:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to use my epilator on my eyebrows. Needless to say I now have the eyebrow equivalent of a comb-over. FML

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letthemxeatcake 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 23:10

You can pluck the hairs out.

redbluegreen 40

Thursday 1 October 2009 23:05

Is it wrong that I wanted to barf after reading this?

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PedoPancakes 7

Friday 20 January 2012 1:29

OMG. Puberty sucks!

ashtell333 4

Thursday 8 March 2012 6:24

It is probably due to you shaving there that caused the acne, trust be I know by experience!

Stuffaluffagus 25

Friday 27 July 2012 23:57

You're not supposed to shave it stupid

ashorter 6

Wednesday 1 August 2012 15:43

Plucking:)

drawmyhearton_fml 3

Tuesday 21 August 2012 21:18

I'm sorry but why do people SHAVE things like that? Do you not see how rough and grey a man's face is? That's because they shave their beard! You should wax/pluck instead.

ya_momma 4

Tuesday 11 September 2012 6:32

Why would you shave it if you could pluck it...?

kenzie_scars 5

Tuesday 7 May 2013 16:47

Pluck it

wRIPPERw 23

Wednesday 21 August 2013 18:21

Being a teen sucks.

Kriositivity 7

Sunday 3 November 2013 4:37

who shaves eye brows?! Wax. Wax. Wax.

cwl727 32

Monday 31 March 2014 21:38

Time to pluck.

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Today, my boyfriend told me to completely shave off all of my already-groomed pubic area because, "It looks so unnatural." Ignoring the obvious lack of logic, I asked him why he keeps his totally ungroomed. Turns out "Men having hair is okay. Women aren't supposed to, though." FML

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Today, I was dead tired and just wanted sleep, so I jumped into bed the second the day's chores were done. Of fucking course, this was the day my fiancée decided to end our eight-week dry spell and came in wearing sexy lingerie. I couldn't stay hard due to exhaustion, and now she's been crying. FML

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Today, my therapist broke up with me after almost 3 years. I can’t pay people to listen to my problems. FML

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Today, I got a job offer and was asked to come in at 5am for training. I sat there for about 2 hours before giving up. I was at the wrong site. FML

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Today, I had a whole month off before I started my new job. On day six, I had to go to the ER because of a kidney stone and had to get a ureteral stent. In two weeks they will remove the stone, then another week until they remove the stent. I will be recovered just in time for my first day of work. FML

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Today, I was talking to a friend on the phone, asking him pick me up for a cookout while his kids were yelling in the background, asking where my friend, their dad, was going. He jokingly answered them, "To pick up my ugly friend." They quickly replied with my name, out of the dozens of friends he hangs out more with. FML

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Today, I bought a new mailbox to replace the old one that was stolen. Two hours after I put the new mailbox up, the old one was back and the new one was missing. FML

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Today, my aunt borrowed my favorite shirt. Don't worry, she returned it. Complete with jizz stains. FML

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