Health: Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have...

By ugh - 01/10/2009 15:49 - United States

Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML

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By ew - 04/10/2009 15:41 - United States

Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML

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By baconrash - 22/02/2010 21:43 - United States

Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2011 16:52 - United States

Today, I shaved half my eyebrow off trying to shave my uni-brow. FML

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By Mitcha857 - 30/07/2011 16:01 - United States

Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2013 19:11 - United States - Ontario

Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML

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By eww - 27/10/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, my dandruff issue is so awful that even my eyebrows have dandruff. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2014 18:38 - United States - Canton

Today, I'm now able to put my acne cream on my face without having to look in the mirror, because I've memorized the crater and trench-filled war zone that is my acne-riddled face. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2010 15:54 - United States

Today, I found out there is such a thing as eyebrow dandruff, and that I have it. FML

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By boreed - 27/12/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2010 09:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to use my epilator on my eyebrows. Needless to say I now have the eyebrow equivalent of a comb-over. FML

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letthemxeatcake 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 23:10

You can pluck the hairs out.

redbluegreen 40

Thursday 1 October 2009 23:05

Is it wrong that I wanted to barf after reading this?

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DisappearingRose 18

Monday 23 May 2011 4:26

Time to go get some tweezers.

Giggity4451 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 9:52

I know how that is....

dani212 0

Friday 10 June 2011 2:44

Get the tweezers!!!!!

shinrawr 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 2:49

pluck it

SadinSherman 16

Tuesday 6 September 2011 5:26

You are a very unfortunate person

Ottokiller 3

Thursday 8 September 2011 3:55

ugh. I used to do my hair very well. now its an acne mountain range so i have to cover it with my hair

Thorny 0

Friday 7 October 2011 3:58

Um gross

Ottokiller 3

Thursday 13 October 2011 4:31

thats y i keep my hair kind of long. i also have a lot of acne on my forehead so i use my hair

pennamay 11

Thursday 13 October 2011 21:08

They have things called tweezers... You can pluck it.

Albarufus 13

Thursday 12 January 2012 17:25

We've all been there, mate (referring to the acne xD)

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