Miscellaneous: Today, I was at my son's baseball game when a foul ball came...

By baseball25635 - 01/10/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, I was at my son's baseball game when a foul ball came flying toward my brand new car. In an attempt to save my windshield, I dove onto trying to stop the ball only to land on my windshield, crack it and see the ball land safely on the ground next to my car. FML

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By yardswoman - 29/06/2016 23:01

Today, I was mowing my yard when I hit a small rock, which hit my shed. I got done mowing and realized that it wasn't a small rock, it was my son's toy plyers and it wasn't my shed, it was my car window, which had shattered on impact. FML

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By Dingbat - 13/06/2013 23:59 - United States - Quarryville

Today, I started playing softball again in a league after not playing for about 5 years. My very first time at the bat I whacked a foul ball into the parking lot and hit my own car. FML

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By Deadmeat - 12/09/2017 04:29

Today, I was really excited that I'd made it the two weeks I'd borrowed my mother-in-law's new car without putting a scratch on it. I got off work to discover a customer's child throwing rocks in the parking lot. They cracked the windshield. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2023 00:00

Today, I purchased a new car. On the drive home, gusts of wind blew up debris and pebbles and caused little chips in the paint and small chips on the windshield. FML

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By Wellthisishawkward - 14/08/2015 22:40 - United States

Today, as I was driving, a bird swooped down, right in front of my car. I didn't have enough time to react, and so I had to listen to my wife cry the rest of the way home. She kept talking about how it bounced off the windshield and how it probably had a family. FML

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Powerful left foot

By tom0441 - 22/10/2011 08:34 - Reserved

Today, I saw a father and son playing football in a car park as I was on my way to work. The ball rolled towards me, so feeling nice, I kicked it back to them. Turns out it went straight through their car window. FML

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By future MIL slasher - 23/09/2012 21:05 - United States - Rindge

Today, I was driving home on the highway with my wife and her parents. As I overtook another car, a rock got kicked up into our windshield. My wife screamed about the crack it created, while my mother-in-law goaded her on and mocked my "piss-poor driving." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2019 12:07

Today, I was practicing my golf swing on my front lawn. I took a swing and on the backstroke the golf club slipped out of my hands. Next thing I know, it hits a neighbor's window, shatters it, and goes right into their living room. FML

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By IHateMyJob - 14/09/2010 02:00 - United States

Today, while scrubbing my car with the foam brush at a car wash, the hose for the brush came whipping around and smacked me hard in the side of the head, knocking off my glasses. I got disoriented from the blow and stepped on my glasses, completely smashing them. FML

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By oww - 05/04/2011 07:46 - United States

Today, I went to a baseball game. It was windy, so I decided to get my hat from the car trunk. When I opened it and reached in, loose papers started flying everywhere. Panicked, my dad slammed the trunk shut on my fingers. Entering the stadium, I discovered it was free hat day. FML

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Thursday 1 October 2009 23:19

F your sons life for having a retard like you for a dad.

OHHgreatttt 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 23:07

hahahhaha! did the crowd laugh at you?

Comments

Syrathia 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 23:06

UUUU THATS ****** UP

dcbog123 0

Friday 2 October 2009 1:29

wtf, you must be some sorta fat ass to crack a windsheild like that. YDI for being fat

baseball25635 0

Friday 2 October 2009 5:06

for the record I'm 6'6'' 215 LBS so if you consider that a fat ass then guilty as charged

Reyo 2

Friday 2 October 2009 19:01

Now let's assume the ball WAS headed right for your windshield, and you managed to dive in front of it just in time...do you think that kind of impact would feel good on the sternum?

Zamax 0

Thursday 8 April 2010 21:45

GASP! The OP posted a comment on his own FML. That rarely ever happens!

hbgoddard 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 23:06

Dumb ass. You really couldn't tell that your car didn't lie within the trajectory of the ball?

KillerNomNoms 0

Monday 14 February 2011 22:16

sorry, we aren't all math geeks like you

OHHgreatttt 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 23:07

hahahhaha! did the crowd laugh at you?

quirinus 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 23:09

YTDI for being fat, a normal weigt person can't crack the windshield

ndawgg 6

Friday 2 October 2009 0:43

The average adult is about 150 pounds. I'm fairly certain 150 pounds on glass is going to break it.

zackmx99 0

Friday 19 March 2010 2:54

first of all yea 150 can still break it and second on average more like 180 for men

memowgirl 10

Monday 23 December 2013 5:28

You're kind of an asshat. Grow up and quit judging. You don't even know what this guy looks like

plexico 3

Thursday 1 October 2009 23:15

When it comes to judging flies, you ought to stick to evaluating the insects. You stink at the other.

Expertfail 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 23:17

That. Well, it's all kinds of bad, isn't it?

sux_2_b_you 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 23:19

F your sons life for having a retard like you for a dad.

ScaryPants3 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 23:21

Amen.

flyboy57 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 23:20

smooth!

So_Yeah 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 23:39

>.< wow that sucks, I hope they can fix it cheaply for you. Windscreens can be expensive. Its a pity it wasn't just part of your car you can fix with duct tape... >.> not that I've done that before.