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By glitterzebra - 09/10/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2014 01:22 - United States - Mexico

Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2009 11:17 - Australia

Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML

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By ToddesPizza - 20/08/2015 01:00 - United States - Coos Bay

Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML

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By lonely. - 15/08/2012 16:46 - United States - Buffalo

Today, it finally clicked in my mind how desperately lonely I am, when I shaved one of my legs just to find out what a woman's leg feels like. FML

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By bigmistake - 24/12/2011 03:22 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML

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By AloneAtPerkins - 18/11/2020 13:02 - United States - West Bend

Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2010 11:04 - Canada

Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML

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By cogu - 03/02/2010 19:34 - France

Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML

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By Taylor - 15/07/2012 14:42 - United States - Eastchester

Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML

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By It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still - 07/09/2024 18:00 - United States - New York

Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML

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brunogtz 4

Sunday 9 October 2011 16:06

that's a hairy situation

rhpsfan9 10

Sunday 9 October 2011 16:08

how could you go that long without shaving....

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laurenXD 1

Monday 10 October 2011 2:13

Now that's just lazy! You should always shave even if you aren't with someone.

Mauskau 35

Monday 10 October 2011 2:20

It's alright if the hairs are blonde but if you're unlucky like me and have dark hairs.. I refuse to show my legs if I have hairs.

bigbubbamike 0

Monday 10 October 2011 2:34

better be careful not to start a fire by rubbing your legs against his!

ikickgingers 15

Monday 10 October 2011 2:48

Is it wrong to be turned on by your back?

lottso88 4

Monday 10 October 2011 2:50

I wish my hair grew .01 mm per week. :|

afulks78 11

Monday 10 October 2011 3:04

divine69 0

Monday 10 October 2011 3:37

Just getting it out there - maybe shaving your legs might improve your chances

tigrouficele2012 44

Monday 10 October 2011 3:55

I swear I've seen this one before...wasn't it posted here a long time ago?

maui3 0

Monday 10 October 2011 4:04

I can get ware you're coming from, September for me so...... I let mine go for at least 2 weeks, but that's cuz shaving makes my skin dry.

SnailJamsss 6

Monday 10 October 2011 5:01

Maybe you should shave it. Someone might date you then.

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