Miscellaneous: Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since...

By glitterzebra - 09/10/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2014 01:22 - United States - Mexico

Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2009 11:17 - Australia

Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML

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By ToddesPizza - 20/08/2015 01:00 - United States - Coos Bay

Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML

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By lonely. - 15/08/2012 16:46 - United States - Buffalo

Today, it finally clicked in my mind how desperately lonely I am, when I shaved one of my legs just to find out what a woman's leg feels like. FML

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By bigmistake - 24/12/2011 03:22 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML

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Tree trunks

By AloneAtPerkins - 18/11/2020 13:02 - United States - West Bend

Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2010 11:04 - Canada

Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML

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By cogu - 03/02/2010 19:34 - France

Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML

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By Taylor - 15/07/2012 14:42 - United States - Eastchester

Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML

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Fuzzy logic

By It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still - 07/09/2024 18:00 - United States - New York

Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML

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Sunday 9 October 2011 16:06

that's a hairy situation

rhpsfan9 10

Sunday 9 October 2011 16:08

how could you go that long without shaving....

Comments

bibbster18 11

Monday 10 October 2011 5:03

Nair that bitchh

ahodes 0

Monday 10 October 2011 5:16

what? u have long leg hair? well I think your solution is maybe to SHAVE! it's really not hard. this is hardly an fml it's a yss (you so stupid)

ickleron 0

Monday 10 October 2011 5:20

my cousin just sent me this. it reminded her an awful lot about me...

countmystrides 5

Monday 10 October 2011 5:29

Unless you date Tarzan, shave.

kkyl 1

Monday 10 October 2011 5:31

Can anyone say GROSS!!!!

anie01 5

Monday 10 October 2011 5:45

Bhahahaha, me too! There's no sense wasting your time and energy, plus dealing with razor burn, cuts, ingrown hairs and the STUBBLE (aahhhhh!!) if you're not even going to get any ;) I shave if I'm wearing a dress, and I never take home men randomly, so no one ever actually finds out. But you know, it's JUST HAIR. It's OKAY to have it :)