By Python22 - 05/09/2013 00:52 - United States - Midlothian

Today, I realized that I have a rack and butt most girls would be jealous of. That wouldn't be bad if I wasn't a dude. FML
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Python22 12

OP here, for update 1 of a few. Basically, like #52 said, I believe that is the case. It's not so bad I can't go out in public (and for fat people they aren't big at all), but if they were on a average chicks body, they would be massive. As for my trunk, yeah.... I'm 5'-10, so it evens out.

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SweetJTBR 22

Doesn't mean you can't enjoy your body! Shake that Butt of yours man! :D

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pedinhuh 23

It's time to work that out OP...... ...Unless, you're into that kind of thing....

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RedPillSucks 31

No shirt, no shoes and I still get thrown out of the club.

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Python22 12

OP here, for update 1 of a few. Basically, like #52 said, I believe that is the case. It's not so bad I can't go out in public (and for fat people they aren't big at all), but if they were on a average chicks body, they would be massive. As for my trunk, yeah.... I'm 5'-10, so it evens out.

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Python22 12

OP update 2. I am overweight according to BMI, but not obese or higher. As I said before, I am somewhat tall, so thats a plus. And I am starting a new exercise routine, so we will see how it goes.

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cgart96 15

5-10 is not somewhat tall.

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chellytiger 12

Compared to someone whos 5'3 it is.

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Good luck, OP. My Mediterranean genes granted me a wonderful pear body shape that I fought to get rid of through extensive cardio/muscle training. You're not alone here!

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Afroninja4566 21

Kick some ass while losing weight for me OP!

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Python22 12

OP update three. A lot if these comments are suprisinglyhilarious. This FML wasn't for sympathy or anything, just thought it would be a good FML. Sorry for three different comments, but character limits suck.

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NeatNit 32

I've seen posts (mostly OP posts) longer than all three of your posts combined! There is no character limit as far as I'm aware.

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Smoxxii 17

I wish you good luck in your efforts to try and get into shape. :)

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EggsinaBasket 9

#85 sometimes phones or tablets have character limits that override apps settings.

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Good luck, OP. My Mediterranean genes granted me a wonderful pear body shape that I fought to get rid of through extensive cardio/muscle training. You're not alone here!

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ramseytt69 8

that's so sad.. I know how you feel I just have the ass though. it sucks!

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