Miscellaneous: Today, I realized that I have a rack and butt most girls would... - FML

By Python22 - 05/09/2013 00:52 - United States - Midlothian

Today, I realized that I have a rack and butt most girls would be jealous of. That wouldn't be bad if I wasn't a dude. FML

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Python22 12

Thursday 5 September 2013 21:20

OP here, for update 1 of a few. Basically, like #52 said, I believe that is the case. It's not so bad I can't go out in public (and for fat people they aren't big at all), but if they were on a average chicks body, they would be massive. As for my trunk, yeah.... I'm 5'-10, so it evens out.

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mangobbler 11

Thursday 5 September 2013 11:49

God has an odd sense of humor OP....

SweetJTBR 22

Thursday 5 September 2013 11:51

Doesn't mean you can't enjoy your body! Shake that Butt of yours man! :D

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Zombie_Sea_Otter 9

Friday 6 September 2013 15:55

My ass stinks like shit.

AholeCop 11

Friday 6 September 2013 16:47

Are you the lead singer of Aerosmith? If you are, I can't help but say I've noticed your rack and butt. Dude looks like a lady.

rockfivo 7

Saturday 7 September 2013 2:38

Wow... Got pics??

StanSmith2013 26

Saturday 7 September 2013 6:06

Atrazine maybe? It causes feminisation, you should look into it.

Yusomadbro_fml 4

Monday 9 September 2013 1:17

Twerk dat masculine butt of yours

curvysister 2

Thursday 12 September 2013 2:06

so your like the kate upton of guys?

ZeTripod 10

Tuesday 24 December 2013 21:35

Two words. HARLEM SHAKE!!

themostunlucky_fml 14

Monday 20 July 2015 23:19

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