By Python22 - 05/09/2013 00:52 - United States - Midlothian

Today, I realized that I have a rack and butt most girls would be jealous of. That wouldn't be bad if I wasn't a dude. FML
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Python22 12

OP here, for update 1 of a few. Basically, like #52 said, I believe that is the case. It's not so bad I can't go out in public (and for fat people they aren't big at all), but if they were on a average chicks body, they would be massive. As for my trunk, yeah.... I'm 5'-10, so it evens out.

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SweetJTBR 22

Doesn't mean you can't enjoy your body! Shake that Butt of yours man! :D

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AholeCop 11

Are you the lead singer of Aerosmith? If you are, I can't help but say I've noticed your rack and butt. Dude looks like a lady.

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StanSmith2013 26

Atrazine maybe? It causes feminisation, you should look into it.

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Yusomadbro_fml 4

Twerk dat masculine butt of yours

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curvysister 2

so your like the kate upton of guys?

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themostunlucky_fml 14

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