By Python22 - 05/09/2013 00:52 - United States - Midlothian

Today, I realized that I have a rack and butt most girls would be jealous of. That wouldn't be bad if I wasn't a dude. FML
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Python22 12

OP here, for update 1 of a few. Basically, like #52 said, I believe that is the case. It's not so bad I can't go out in public (and for fat people they aren't big at all), but if they were on a average chicks body, they would be massive. As for my trunk, yeah.... I'm 5'-10, so it evens out.

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SweetJTBR 22

Doesn't mean you can't enjoy your body! Shake that Butt of yours man! :D

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squidgyforaday 12

Well...confuse people when they think you're a chick and be like "hey um I'm a dude". My friend and I do that all the time. His name is Max but he looks feminine.

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wizzkid93 9

Bro, I feel your pain... Lifting gave me a bubble ass lol

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October3461 12

No worries op my bf has a bigger ass than I do, and I'm a girl so you aren't alone

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HockeyGirlLover 7

Aww don't worry about it op you're loved just the way you are :)

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drayloon 50

As a joke for my girlfriend i measured myself, and im 41-29-39. Then she was mad at me cuz my ass is bigger than hers lol. It happens

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