Love: Today, I realized that I text my boyfriend more than I see him.... - FML

By Emily J. - 18/06/2011 00:31 - United States

Today, I realized that I text my boyfriend more than I see him. He's my next door neighbor. FML

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By grandma - 08/02/2014 15:12 - United States - Barnesville

Today, I check my phone regularly for calls or texts from her. I take her out to eat frequently, and we sleep in the same bed sometimes. Today I realized the closest thing I have to a boyfriend is my grandma. FML

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By KMAC - 16/03/2010 20:14 - United States

Today, I found out my fiancé is in a long distance relationship with his ex. Not only do we live on the same island, he's also my neighbor and my co-worker. FML

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Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML

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Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML

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Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying, "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as smitten with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2010 02:48 - United States

Today, after uprooting my life to help my boyfriend, I realized I receive more affection from my landlord's dog than I have from my boyfriend since I've moved here. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2013 16:49 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML

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By well, now what - 12/12/2014 14:39 - United States - Broken Arrow

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML

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By 181999 - 14/09/2013 20:47 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML

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Love thy neighbour

By Anonymous - 07/02/2023 10:00

Today, I found out that I have moved next door to a guy from my school, with whom I've had a arguments with. FML

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Top comments

Astroman129 7

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:18

Then get the hell away from your computer screen and to talk to him or something. I mean why the hell not if you live 15 seconds away?

usafsamy27 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:15

sad face.

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siahbean 1

Monday 20 June 2011 5:03

haha thats awesome.

DontHateAppricia 0

Monday 20 June 2011 7:36

I'd give anythinn to live next to mahh bf , get your lazy ass up and go see him (:

deepwithin 0

Monday 20 June 2011 8:46

wow that's just like me

mimikinsz 0

Monday 20 June 2011 9:03

Boo

soulsistah713 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 2:21

that's how it is with my best friend.

shayfray 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 15:37

That's unhealthy, Sorry but it is!

undead101 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 4:53

how do you manage that.?

Xjelly95 0

Friday 24 June 2011 19:41

.

BornToCheer 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 3:42

it's ok my ex boyfriend would only tell me I love you in a text never at school or when I saw him not even when he called me! that's dumb…I dumped him after 3 weeks

B_Wizzle17 2

Monday 11 July 2011 0:24

Wow he wouldn't say he loves you after 3 whole entire weeks?! Good job dumping such an inconsiderate person. /end sarcasm/

josh12346 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 10:05

:(

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Today, I was standing by the bed, naked, waiting for my wife to come out of the bathroom. She opened the door and walked over to me, swinging her hips, wearing practically nothing. At about four feet from me, she tripped on the edge of the floor mat, and used my junk to catch herself. FML

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Today, I'm hiding from my creepy next-door neighbor. She constantly trash-talks my partner of two years, she's mentally unstable, looks to me for support, has a raging crush on me, and she drunkenly tried to make out with me last weekend. I'm two months older than her daughter. FML

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Today, as a priest's helper in church, I was giving Communion. It took me three people to realize that every time I was giving them the Eucharist, I was saying, "May the force be with you". FML

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