By crap - 17/01/2014 16:24 - United States - Mansfield

Today, I realized that if you are dreaming that you have diarrhea, you probably have diarrhea. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 066
You deserved it 4 426

Same thing different taste

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lol yeah. I've drempt of going to pee in dreams but get a really nice sensation and realise I've just had a wet dream. Somehow those two things link up for me

pwnman 33
perdix 29

This sounds like it could be a new Jeff Foxworthy bit. He needs to retire "You may be a redneck if..."

catella_fml 12

Prepare yourselves the "shitty situation" puns are coming

"the shitty puns are coming"? where have you been, honey? they done came already.

chocolatefrog28 29

Sounds like you had a shitty night's rest. Sorry to hear it, OP.

I'm guessing it's time to invest in a new mattress!

I can imagine your reaction when you woke up.