By my cheese grater + your dick - 17/01/2014 17:35 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, my grandma said, "I know you don't have any plans tonight. Do you want to go to bingo with me?" I said sure out of pity, and ended up being her designated driver after she got wasted later in the evening. FML
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beckiebear 15

Party with grandma! You should have just drank with her and taken a cab home. Live it up, OP!

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pistachiopanda 19

Ever stop to think that she invited you out of pity? Harsh.

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beckiebear 15

Party with grandma! You should have just drank with her and taken a cab home. Live it up, OP!

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Gingerette 8

Crazy grandparents these days are more interesting than I am..

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PoofTopComment 4

And were supposed to feel bad for you? I wish my grandma's was like that!

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xSkittle 16

At least you had something to do! And grandma had a good time, yay for her!

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cmorgan119 10

Next time trick your sibling into being the DD and party with your grandma.

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purebliss_fml 19

New bingo drinking game: Take a shot every time a number is called.

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EdenCrystal 21

:O But what if you got too drunk to realize you got a bingo?!?

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cuppycakeslove 20

Damn your grandma needs to teach me how to party

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Mynamewontfi 40

At least she was responsible enough to get a designated driver. You would've otherwise spend the night playing with cheese graters and dicks anyways.

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