By superhero1043 - 14/05/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I realized that my baby stops crying loudly whenever I turn on the vacuum cleaner. I'm either stuck with a fussy baby all day, or the roaring sound of a vacuum cleaner. FML
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waveman56 3

Did you consider that the baby doesnt stop crying, you just can't here it over the vacuum

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cc1992 11

Haha that sucks! I can't stand the sound of babies crying, it's annoying! But then the vacuum is a pretty annoying sound too. Couldn't you find something else to entertain the baby?

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deviable 9

the vacuum is better because it's a constant sound rather than a sporadic sound, and the human brain is wired to be annoyed by a crying baby.

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JoshGHardy 0

I'd rather vacuum it has a constant noise easy to adjust to babies change tone and volume often and it's difficult to deal with

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kaite990 0

i can help tht!! if u have a ipod or iphone theres an app called baby hush and theres a choice u click the vacume sound and it sounds like a real vacume

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lilmisslovely13 15

thats what u get for having kids jkjk lol

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josephmendesgigg 0

I'd go with vacuum cleaner because it's doing something productive other than the baby crying is just bullshit

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sweetalicious 1

smash the vacuum to bits. then tell your baby to stfu and put duct tape on it's mouth. then send it to antartica to live with the polar bears. :)

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carlosestrada1 4

take the baby to running water he will stop crying

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animalover721 3

Vacuum cleaner, clean the house. Who knows, maybe you will benefit!

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