Wakey wakey

By gumbymn - 17/03/2021 00:30

Today, I asked Alexa to turn on my baby's white noise machine. Instead, she started playing Pharrell Williams's "Happy" while the baby was asleep. FML
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ahabsfan 14

At least it wasn’t Whitesnake, Great White or White Zombie.

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rainbowdonnareed 18

From one veteran mom to a new mom. Get the child used to noise.

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ahabsfan 14

At least it wasn’t Whitesnake, Great White or White Zombie.

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RichardPencil 30

Or Average White Band or White Stripes or Vanilla Ice?

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bound101 7

The great white snake zombie...

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RichardPencil 30

If you want a "white noise machine," just ask for "FOX News."

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rainbowdonnareed 18

From one veteran mom to a new mom. Get the child used to noise.

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RichardPencil 30

Especially diverse noise. Don't be racist!

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bound101 7

if only there was a heart button, I would use it for this comment...and RichardPencil, this made me laugh

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ojoRojo 27

I feel this in my soul. One time I was playing lullabies on Apple Music and the playlist ended so it played random “related” music after, and Mickey Mouse started talking loudly while by baby was asleep. I was not pleased haha

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