Kids: Today, I realized that my baby stops crying loudly whenever I...

By superhero1043 - 14/05/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I realized that my baby stops crying loudly whenever I turn on the vacuum cleaner. I'm either stuck with a fussy baby all day, or the roaring sound of a vacuum cleaner. FML

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By Babyhazy - 05/06/2016 21:52 - Australia - South Yarra

Today, I'm so tired from constantly soothing my crying 2 month-old baby that I've started trying to soothe inanimate objects with baby talk whenever they make a noise. My fridge started beeping and I began an involuntary chorus of, "It's OK darling, shhhhhh, it's alright." FML

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By anonymous - 20/03/2013 05:42 - United States

Today, I realized just how lonely I am when I started singing and harmonizing with the vacuum cleaner. FML

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By baldspot - 02/04/2012 05:38 - Australia

Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML

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By Adrian16 - 18/01/2010 11:01 - Norway

Today, I was vacuuming our house because I wanted to help my parents. I wore a headset while listening to REALLY loud music. The vacuuming job took me two hours and when I took of my headset I noticed that I hadn't started the vacuum cleaner. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2021 14:01

Today, I tried out my new noise-canceling headphones while vacuuming my house. They worked so well that I didn't hear the vacuum stop when the plug fell out of the outlet. I accidentally had the vacuum off the entire time. FML

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By kfoehslfns - 01/08/2010 08:45 - United States

Today, I was woken up at 3:00 am to the sound of a tape recording of a baby crying, loudly. This has been going on for 3 nights, non stop. Why? because I brought up the subject of having a baby with my wife. Clearly, you can see where she stands. FML

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By gumbymn - 17/03/2021 00:30

Today, I asked Alexa to turn on my baby's white noise machine. Instead, she started playing Pharrell Williams's "Happy" while the baby was asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2024 02:00 - United States - Montgomery

Today, while eating breakfast in a hotel lobby, the woman next to me started playing an obnoxious clip of a baby’s high-pitched crying. The worst part is that my parents refused to let me do anything about it or step away from the loud noise, as they thought it would “embarrass the whole family.” FML

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By scaredshitless - 10/04/2019 18:00

Today, at 2:30am, I heard my baby crying on the monitor. As I got out of bed, she stopped crying and started laughing. There's nobody else in the house. FML

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By Sonotsuave - 22/10/2022 12:00 - United States - Mclean

Today, like every day since the new neighbors moved into the townhouse next door, their newborn won’t stop crying. The room the two toddlers and newborn are in apparently shares a wall with my bedroom, so I hear crying while I work remote, study remote, and try to sleep. FML

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waveman56 3

Friday 14 May 2010 12:21

Did you consider that the baby doesnt stop crying, you just can't here it over the vacuum

cc1992 11

Friday 14 May 2010 12:10

Haha that sucks! I can't stand the sound of babies crying, it's annoying! But then the vacuum is a pretty annoying sound too. Couldn't you find something else to entertain the baby?

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JeNaiRasLeBol 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 5:57

that is an actual symptom of calic? I would ask your doctor. also, if you're breast feeding stay away from dairy and spicy foods. the child may be unable to break down certain foods.

natural711 6

Sunday 16 May 2010 12:06

lmfao my nieces would cry out in fear whenever they heard the vacuum xD .....,..cool kid :-)

foxrider9338 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 12:11

lol maybe the kid is trying to tell you something

EffYoLife 14

Sunday 16 May 2010 19:27

your baby might have an ear infection. vacuum cleaners soothe fussy babies when their ears hurt.

Akai_fml 4

Sunday 16 May 2010 23:02

YDI, this is what birth control, Plan B, and abortions are for.

maggiewalters 17

Sunday 16 May 2010 23:54

"stuck with"??? Wow. you should ve thought twice before opening your legs. ytdi

yottskry 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 23:56

Is it possible to "stop crying loudly"? I can understand how you can stop crying, but how can you do that loudly? ;) Think about it... "He walks quickly", "She stopped talking abruptly", "The baby stopped crying loudly" :D

abc_1_2_3 12

Thursday 14 August 2014 16:50

You're thinking this through way too hard..

Roshman511 0

Friday 21 May 2010 8:41

A possible solution is. Get a cheap CD player. Somehow record the vaccum noise and play it in the child's room. If it's really the noise stopping the crying that should make both of you happy.