Miscellaneous: Today, I realized that my coach doesn't close the door and the...

By MaKaDa - 23/09/2009 11:28 - United States

Today, I realized that my coach doesn't close the door and the blinds to perform half-naked body checks (to make sure his team is in shape) on anyone else but me. FML

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By nj - 10/02/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, in basketball practice my coach was putting is in teams to run drills. He points to me and says, "You, go babysit my son by the stage." FML

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Distraction

By girlie - 04/03/2009 23:45 - United States

Today, I was in the gym when I noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the treadmill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until I got a sports bra that actually worked. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2014 05:00 - Australia - Darlinghurst

Today, a new session started for my swimming squad. I walked down to the pool, tripped over a stray equipment bag, and belly-flopped into the pool in front of everyone, fully clothed. I'm the coach. FML

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By hayleyalexis422 - 30/01/2017 16:04 - France - Paris

Today, my trainer thought it would be funny to do some reverse role play. I have to work with him every day. FML

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Are you colourblind?

By Anonymous - 18/02/2023 22:00

Today, I accidentally tackled my own teammate during a rugby match, so our coach made me walk the 5 miles back home instead of driving me home with the rest of the team. FML

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By Noname - 17/03/2009 20:35 - United States

Today, I had a gymnastics meet. I thought I was done with my period, but when I was up on the beam warming up my routine, one of my coaches called me down and told me that I apparently wasn't. My coach goes around asking my teammates moms if they had any pads. My dad caught this all on tape. FML

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We're the main characters

By GymHunky - 03/11/2021 11:00

Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML

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Smells like team spirit

By Anonymous - 02/12/2023 07:00 - United States

Today, my boss decided to start a sport challenge where we should set a training goal and report about achieving it. Okay, I go to the gym a few days a week, but I'm really not interested in this collective motivation crap. Later, our boss hinted that if I don't take part, I may get fired for breaking the team spirit. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2011 03:21 - United States

Today, I was stripped of my starting position on my high school basketball team. The reason? I was three minutes late to practice. Why was I late? My coach called me five minutes before practice and made me get him a coffee or else he wouldn't start me. FML

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By anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:27

Today, I found out that the fat sweaty guy at my job frequently uses my rub-on deodorant and puts it back in my drawer after he's done. FML

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zrhcrx 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 16:43

report him...that behavior sounds suspicious

drawne 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 16:49

I could be wrong, but I think sexual abuse goes quite a lot further than simply "FML"...

Comments

ecascio2010 9

Sunday 25 April 2010 2:39

sounds like a pedophile

cougarhunter308 4

Tuesday 11 May 2010 2:59

WTF u think happened to theo fleury n Sheldon Kennedy that was in Canada n they both wrote books about it

lovinit5683 0

Monday 24 May 2010 23:53

Are you a male or female. From where OP said making sure his team is in shape, I'm guessing he is a man, but it all matters if ur a male or female...

bekahroxyoursox 2

Wednesday 21 July 2010 15:30

yu guys don't get it the coach is allowed to do that he needs to make shure that his kids are in shape etc. but dis persons saying that the coach doesn't want to expose their body because it's ugly or something

cinnomonroll 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 4:54

oo o. that's disturbing!

califormula 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 6:46

he keeps the blinds and the door open to protect himself from any accusations. he wants to know if the kid had been doing his conditioning or weight training. obviously the kid is outta shape, therefore incurs the coaches inspections. but it's still kinda weird.

britzy_03 19

Friday 28 November 2014 5:20

No the OP is saying that the coach only shuts the door and blinds for them but keeps it open for everyone else

italiagrayce 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 15:47

ew. that's really nasty.

jennabennasser 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 6:44

what a creeper

ferniferous 14

Monday 4 April 2011 18:52

So... this could mean one of a few things. A. You are really ugly--no offense, just a thought--and he doesn't want you to be embarrassed by leaving the door open for people to see. B. He only performs half naked body checks on you. C. He checks your body more thoroughly than the others.