Work: Today, I realized that my company's calendar is synchronized... - FML

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By Fred - 27/06/2009 01:32 - United States

Today, I realized that my company's calendar is synchronized throughout the whole building. The entire company now knows that I made love to my wife last Wednesday and Friday, and that I went out with a girl named Janet on Saturday. My wife's name is Julie, and she works in the same building. FML

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berauscht 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 10:03

YDI for cheating on your wife :/

T1MT1M 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 10:03

YDI. Idiot.

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djinnyf 12

Saturday 28 December 2013 0:52

It's hard to feel bad for you.

AuricBeast 8

Thursday 9 January 2014 5:49

Oops

SnowFlake512 13

Thursday 27 February 2014 16:53

That's what you get for cheating on your wife you douchebag!

akacruz 12

Saturday 8 March 2014 0:19

I don't get u people calling him an asshole he cheated so what maybe the wife is a fat ass and his just tired of her

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